I propose: Kaz Dreckfinger
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I propose: Kaz Dreckfinger
look, it's my brain not having an existential crisis about the languages in the grishaverse 🙌🏼
bird deuxjolras’s xiyao fic
Wedding Planner Meng Yao
A modern AU in which Meng Yao is, well, a wedding planner who takes his job very seriously. Featuring Xiyao, family politics, elaborate schemes, and a reluctant friendship with Wei Ying. The parts are loosely connected and can be read as standalones with more parts possibly to come.
I. these steps i take won’t go to waste
In which Meng Yao reluctantly plans Zixuan’s and Yanli’s wedding, realizes that the Jiang siblings are a chaotic force to be reckoned with, and temporarily loses brain power over meeting Lan Huan for the first time. 4.1k words.
II. and anyway, i want to listen
Meng Yao has a set of clear rules and low expectations when going on a first date. Nothing goes as expected when it comes to Lan Huan. 6.7k words.
III. hands like ours
Lan Huan struggles to play the piano for Meng Yao. Meng Yao struggles to not let his own insecurities get in the way of supporting him. 3k words.
VI. and listened to your quiet breathing
In which Meng Yao keeps Zixuan’s and Yanli’s wedding running against all odds, suffers from extended exposure to Wei Ying, and definitely does not have any complicated emotions about Lan Huan and his own family whatsoever. 8.6k words.
V. place your smile in mine
In which Lan Huan gently prods until Meng Yao lets him in on his truly menacing revenge scheme against his one of his clients’ father-in-law. 1.6k words
VI. in the dark, breathing
Meng Yao does not organize Wei Ying’s wedding. It causes more emotional catharsis than one might expect. 8.2k words
ballet au
A modern AU where Lan Xichen is a retired ballet dancer who has a history with Meng Yao. Part I: Bittersweet getting back together, Part II: Porn with feelings.
I. the sound of a step, different from all others
Six years ago, Lan Xichen quit his career and left behind the world of professional dance, and Meng Yao with it. When they're both offered parts in a small production, old and unspoken feelings have the chance to be unburied and finally resolved.
II. en pointe
Reuniting with A-Yao after weeks of separation makes Xichen bolder than usual.
misc
I. Only two, hidden from the world
Unexpected heavy snowfall traps Lan Xichen and Jin Guangyao in the Hanshi. Lan Xichen suggests a new method of warming up his A-Yao, and old feelings become difficult to hide.
II. Sleight of Hand
Meng Yao is the inventor, author, and mastermind behind a Xianxia-inspired tabletop RPG -- and the gamemaster to a ragtag group of players who assemble in his apartment every Sunday and devour his snacks. Lan Xichen is a guest player down on his luck.
Here’s the prize for @threephasebird, the first winner of the 800+ followers raffle: a stained glass of our lovely bard Jaskier!
It's been over 12 hours since I read part 11 and I'm still going HOLY SHIT every hour or so. Can't believe #that happened.
Oh well thank you 😂😎😎 I’m glad it had the impact I intended it to!
Fun fact, I started writing this furiously at 3am one night because I had just shut my eyes to sleep and the opening lines smacked me right between the eyes and I was immediately like “Ohhhh - yep, time to kill my readers” haha.
we may differ in terms of tomato opinions but i am 100% behind you in terms of lettuce. shaking your hand
YAYYYY. crunchy lettuce is so bad it makes me want to shrivel into a raisin
thatw ask game!! please answer 8, 13 and 14!
thank you i love you for this!!!
8. What lyrics are still unclear to you?
auditory processing issues coming through, i still haven't even begun to process battle cries. i love that song so much but i have no clue what's going on
13. Do you have any weird or off-the-wall interpretations of a THATW song?
i don't know if this counts but i always thought there's this really menacing undertone to welly boots that i love. maybe it's just there in my interpretation of it, but it makes the song so much more complex and interesting to me
14. If you could talk to Joey and Madeleine about one (and only one!) THATW song, what would it be?
i really believe in death of the author/artist, but i would absolutely love to pick their brains about the titular the horror and the wild. why is that one the titular song? what inspired lines like "you watch the stars hurl all their fundaments / in wonderment, at you and yours, forever asking more"? how do you come UP with that??? i'm in awe. the whimsy rawness of these lyrics means everything to me
the horror and the wild album ask game
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