closed starter for: @jcdedsins, @gcldforged, @bloodycrxwn, @thrustfists. * not a group thread.
"i told the guards no visitors, and what do they do? let you on by." of course they would - because this is a public space on shared property, though most of his staff usually chalks up his histrionic requests to him being in his usual soured mood. the crack that parts his lips could be considered a contrast to the typical rumors that surround him, though. too bad for the person in front of him, they don't know they've just stumbled upon one of the spanish king's challenges. "let me ask you this. what do you call something that has a tail and a head, but no body?"














