-and they were talking about crazy sex stories and johnny totally didn't learn what crying was.
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-and they were talking about crazy sex stories and johnny totally didn't learn what crying was.
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Thought I would post all of the guys from the House of Leaves TikTok thing I did on alight motion since i rendered them all and they’ll hopefully do better on here than they did over there!
Doodles + Thumper (still working on the design). Bland and nothing much but it’s something
I love drawing Johnny thin as shit with the baggiest clothes. It’s not my canon design but I find it amusing 🙏
KDDVLVLVDCH'DCH'VL¡! THEY ARE TOO SWEET
House of Leaves headcanons (now updated after having finished the book)
Johnny Truant
TRANSGENDER‼️‼️ yeah ig canonically he has a dicknballs but he's also The Unreliable Narrator and is hallucinating like 75% of those scenes. so yknow.
bisexual fr
him Lude and Thumper would make a hilarious throuple
he listens to nu metal and his favorite is SOAD
probably likes Weezer too tbh
dog person. would punch a baby before thinking badly about a dog
5'8" energy
originally i headcanoned him as either a Scorpio or a Cancer but then discovered he is actually a Gemini
riding with the theory that he inherited the same condition Pelafina had with probably a few other things on top of that like autism or OCD possibly
he would've been addicted to discord reddit and twitter had they been around in the era /derogatory
Lude
ADHD
pansexual
Australian. don't ask me why
Aries.
that's it
Thumper
also bisexual. no one here is allowed to be straight.
not an official headcanon but i could also see her being trans too
Brazilian. not rly sure why that just feels right to me.
quite literally the most sane person in this book. not a headcanon just an objective fact. love her <3
5'10" aka taller than Johnny
Gemini or Capricorn
Zampanò
more of a theory than a headcanon but i think he's somehow blood related to Johnny, i think that'd be kinda interesting (made when i was abt halfway through the book this theory has gone thoroughly out the window)
just kidding if he's anyone he's either *** or ****
Navidson
if Karen doesn't wanna marry him then i will goddammit (/hj their ending(?) was sweet)
anyway he has a crooked smile.
bisexual but does not realize this
obnoxiously tall, 6'4", ganglier than hell
i know i draw him with black hair but that's really only because it looks better in my style that way, in my head i always pictured him with that ashy/mousy light brown hair with grey streaks that everyone draws him with
AuDHD (totally not projecting)
plays piano, and surprisingly well especially for someone who has no interest in actually writing music or being a musician occupationally
Capricorn sun Cancer moon Leo rising
wears glasses and needs them BAD, very nearsighted
CAT PERSON!!!
he loves Tom Waits. if Teddy Hyde was around in the 90’s he would’ve loved that too
i rescind my previous statements on the matter, he definitely fucked that house
he might've hate-fucked Holloway too if given the chance
Karen
a mutuals tags on this post inspired this so it’s going on the list: CLASSIC dog lady, like that dog was almost as much her baby as Chad and Daisy. if there were no kids she’d be Jenna Marbles levels of babying the dog
in general if her and Navy's relationship was better, they’d have kind of a jenna/julien dynamic going on
BPE (big Pisces energy)
someone in one of the servers i'm in also said autism for her and i could absolutely see it
lesbian w/ comphet perhaps? just a theory. a gay theo- [GUNSHOT]
@bricrowave
finished the book like several months ago so now im finally updating these
"A fucking symphony"
jee I sure hope that their friendship blossoms throughout the progression of the book and johnny doesn't become a social recluse worrying his surrounding loved ones!