Needed to add Lude to the party too! Of course.
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Needed to add Lude to the party too! Of course.
i want to write a fix-it fic for house of leaves and johnny keeps the dog and lude and him take it to theme vet and they all are great and amazing and alive and happy ok. they have the real happy petland. also they're gay and happy. is this anything.
Thought I would post all of the guys from the House of Leaves TikTok thing I did on alight motion since i rendered them all and they’ll hopefully do better on here than they did over there!
Doodles + Thumper (still working on the design). Bland and nothing much but it’s something
I love drawing Johnny thin as shit with the baggiest clothes. It’s not my canon design but I find it amusing 🙏
call me the minotaur the way i be [[[tr[]pped [ ] this lab[]rinth]]]⁴⁵¹
⁴⁵¹ The House is uncomprehensible. even trhough text i cannot even begin to fathom it. it. it. it? its. its. its? its after me. its chasing me and my breth comes heavy and my soul feels stricken and the waves and time and god my mother i wish i remembered the way she sang to me and the warmth of the wood and the scent of her clothes better but i dont remember its taking them my memories spiralng away away away free me from my prison its shackeling me to the wall its chained im chained the walls press and change and he stands there with a gun. but who stands there. i cannot see i cannot hear i cannot speak yet i am screaming and crying and running and spinning my mind spins the world shifts the edges press in save me from my fate this is my doing i cant i cant i cant im gone its taking me its clawing raking through me- im here and breathing again? my body unmarred my face unblemshished? the phone is ringing. its lude again. but it cant be lude. its never lude anymore. and my phone isnt ringing. it never rings. its always silent a mocking face laughing at my loneliness and my pestilence. pestilence. what a fun word. i think of it too often after reading the bible more times than i can remember. that old man liked his biblical stories. stories....thats all we are isnt it.
House of Leaves headcanons (now updated after having finished the book)
Johnny Truant
TRANSGENDER‼️‼️ yeah ig canonically he has a dicknballs but he's also The Unreliable Narrator and is hallucinating like 75% of those scenes. so yknow.
bisexual fr
him Lude and Thumper would make a hilarious throuple
he listens to nu metal and his favorite is SOAD
probably likes Weezer too tbh
dog person. would punch a baby before thinking badly about a dog
5'8" energy
originally i headcanoned him as either a Scorpio or a Cancer but then discovered he is actually a Gemini
riding with the theory that he inherited the same condition Pelafina had with probably a few other things on top of that like autism or OCD possibly
he would've been addicted to discord reddit and twitter had they been around in the era /derogatory
Lude
ADHD
pansexual
Australian. don't ask me why
Aries.
that's it
Thumper
also bisexual. no one here is allowed to be straight.
not an official headcanon but i could also see her being trans too
Brazilian. not rly sure why that just feels right to me.
quite literally the most sane person in this book. not a headcanon just an objective fact. love her <3
5'10" aka taller than Johnny
Gemini or Capricorn
Zampanò
more of a theory than a headcanon but i think he's somehow blood related to Johnny, i think that'd be kinda interesting (made when i was abt halfway through the book this theory has gone thoroughly out the window)
just kidding if he's anyone he's either *** or ****
Navidson
if Karen doesn't wanna marry him then i will goddammit (/hj their ending(?) was sweet)
anyway he has a crooked smile.
bisexual but does not realize this
obnoxiously tall, 6'4", ganglier than hell
i know i draw him with black hair but that's really only because it looks better in my style that way, in my head i always pictured him with that ashy/mousy light brown hair with grey streaks that everyone draws him with
AuDHD (totally not projecting)
plays piano, and surprisingly well especially for someone who has no interest in actually writing music or being a musician occupationally
Capricorn sun Cancer moon Leo rising
wears glasses and needs them BAD, very nearsighted
CAT PERSON!!!
he loves Tom Waits. if Teddy Hyde was around in the 90’s he would’ve loved that too
i rescind my previous statements on the matter, he definitely fucked that house
he might've hate-fucked Holloway too if given the chance
Karen
a mutuals tags on this post inspired this so it’s going on the list: CLASSIC dog lady, like that dog was almost as much her baby as Chad and Daisy. if there were no kids she’d be Jenna Marbles levels of babying the dog
in general if her and Navy's relationship was better, they’d have kind of a jenna/julien dynamic going on
BPE (big Pisces energy)
someone in one of the servers i'm in also said autism for her and i could absolutely see it
lesbian w/ comphet perhaps? just a theory. a gay theo- [GUNSHOT]
@bricrowave
finished the book like several months ago so now im finally updating these
Only I understand this man.
You got a deathwish, Truant?!