“YOUR TIDAL FORCES KIND OF TICKLE!”
Stuff like empathy and friendship does not come naturally to the sentient black holes of the Antiocheka galaxy cluster. They must constantly accrete to stay conscious, and as such they are usually too focused on their own hunger to really think about anything else.
Tartarus, as the supermassive black hole of the Antiocheka quasar, had more success with finding matter to accrete than most, and so he was able over time to develop empathy. His desire for friendship rubbed off on the millions of black holes that orbited him, including the stellar black hole Schwarzschild.
Schwarzschild wanted to learn how to be a part of the stars’ society, but stars could not understand his gravitational wave speech, nor how he could possibly need food to function. Stars did not need to eat, and so they had no food to give. In desperation, he shredded several T-Tauri stars with his tidal forces, and the guards of the nebula came in bearing their exotic matter weapons, ready to use them to evaporate the young black hole...
Imagine how relieved he felt when he was saved by the pulsar Chandra, who could speak in the gravitational wave language, and understood the curse of the compact object, the degradation into nothing but mass and angular momentum...
Chandra shuddered as the black hole approached, so fearful that once she got within his tidal radius, she too would be ripped to pieces. But instead, the black hole gently licked off a few iron ions from her corona, subduing his gravity in a surprising display of tenderness...
A black hole could not hug those it considered its friends, but it could delicately caress them with its tides, embrace them with its gravity...perhaps even slurp off their tears from time to time...
It wouldn’t look quite this literal to us, but to the pulsar...it tickled a lot.