#tidepocalypse

[thelegendaryloaf]

Can’t believe this was two years ago what the fuck

[half-dead-half-wit]

So anyways ig I'm back on my bullshit again

[vladmasterslovesphantomplanet]

@phantomplanet-is-canonfuckyou

@fandoms-are-for-always @d-o-t-s

[phantomplanet-is-canonfuckyou]

[skulking-around-the-phandom]

TIDEPOCALYPSE SAFETY PSA

Alright kids, I know it’s dark and dangerous out there. There are actual human beings out there claiming to like Phantom Planet. They make you watch the cursed-ness with your very own eyes. They swoop down and steal your identity before you can even say, “Phantom Planet Isn’t Canon Phuck You!!”

Well, in the face of this dire threat to the phandom, I’ve created a list of safety rules to follow, if you value your un-cursed lives. Disregard at your peril, folks.

1). Do not engage. Repeat: do not engage.

Tide blogs feed on cringes. They grow stronger with every reply you make. I understand that their very existence makes you want to gouge your eyes out, but if you interact, the cursedness can only grow. It will spread. Like undergrowth’s evil little tentacle-vines.

2). If you see a disasteroid, RUN.

Disasteroids strike with deadly precision and speed. Your best bet of surviving one is to run the other way.

3). NEVER express your displeasure at the thought of having a tide blog impersonate you.

This only invites them to do it. Again, do not feed the cursed. You can only run from it. There is no fighting back.

4). Before you trust a blog, stop and think.

Did they participate in the Lexxpocalypse? Do they vaguepost about spreading chaos? Are they active at the same time as tide blogs? These are all signs that your fav is masquerading as a cursed phantom planet lover. Engage at your own peril.

5). Do not watch Phantom Planet, Livin’ Large, or a combination of the two.

This is basic self-care, folks.

And, finally,

6). Drown out the rising Tide with your beautiful, non-cursed, non-phantom planet-related content.

If there’s enough around to do besides post about phantom planet, the secret ringleaders of the tidepocalypse will be active on their main dp blogs, instead of spreading chaos! This non-confrontational approach is best. This way, the tides will not even know they are being outwitted.

This has been a PSA for the safety and sanity of the Danny Phantom Phandom. Thank you my brethren and have a wonderful night.

[ghostsray]

@ghostgothgeek

[narwhalsarefalling-loves-pp]

Honestly, I, @narwhalsarefalling was rewatching Phantom Planet, and Butch did a really good job in showing the science of space. Yeah, there was some mistakes here and there, but otherwise it was pretty good. And we got a proper representation on how asteroids works, so that's nice.

[dotsz]

@fandoms-are-for-always when your past comes to haunt you..