Rule 1 - Post the rules.
Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European swallow?
Monty Python references are always welcome.
Do any of your relatives have really strange names?
In a family of hispanics, here's how shit goes down: Petronilla, Filomena, Neida, Checkas, Toniño, Dionicio, Satuco, Marioly, Mairene, and Pepe.
What’s your favorite aisle in the grocery store?
Very original question. My answer is aisle 4, because there's always a clean-up there.
Nah, I guess it'd be the giant connecting isle with the fish guys.
Worst present you’ve ever received?
This one time in animal crossing, my least favorite frog gave me his picture.
If you had a daemon or familiar, what kind of animal would it be?
Do you see this mofo? He's a pangolin. He will tear yo shit up.
Make up a college class you’d pass with flying colors.
Emotionally Attaching Oneself to a Fictional Character 101.
Who is your favorite President?
I like Johnson only because he named his dogs Him and Her.
But within my lifetime, Obama is my fav.
Name your major non-OTP ships.
Calthazar, Sabriel, Peeniss, AndreaxButts, FionaxGumball, DirkJake, Gwenthur, MexFollowers, Makoralin.
This was hard, because everything just becomes my OTP. OTP is the biggest misnomer of the century.
Write down the last line of the nearest book to you.
"Now she rests well at night and her good looks have mostly returned" (O'Connor).
If you were in the Miss America pageant, what would your talent be?
Latin dance, because I am a Zumba instructor after all, a-hyuk.
Favorite swear word?
I actually don't curse very much. I've only slipped up a few times, but I do use shit a lot now.
Oki doki then, I tag: invisicursed, i-like-it-in-the-slash, tigersnaps, slayingorangejuice, duckytier, jiofreed, mishaconfetti, kat-tree, chandlers-sex-face, dancingwithpoles, exploadingtoasterover.
You don't have to if you don't want to, but I just wanted to tag the people I secretly or openly love.
So here are your questions:
Do you have any funny family stories?
What's your favorite prank?
What painting best describes your blog?
If you could be in any video game, what would it be?
If one dessert suddenly became healthy, what would you want it to be?
Write a haiku about anything.
What sort of unsavory acts would you do for a klondike bar?
What would you write as the last sentence of your autobiography.
You get to spend the day with anyone of your choosing. Who is it?
Give me your worst pun/joke.
Who does Kanye West love more than Kanye West?
