"Are you even human?" Methos & Duncan
(Ok, this is a hard one. Hm...)
Duncanhad been brooding for days now. That, in and of itself wasn't such anunusual occurrence, Methos thought, brooding was what the Highlanderdid 50% of the time, maybe 55%.
Butthis time it seemed more like actual-existential-crisis-broodinginstead of his usual woe-is-me-brooding. And just the fact thatMethos had categories for MacLeod's brooding showed him he'd spentway too much time with the boy lately. He really should take sometime off from Mac-sitting, go to Hawaii or maybe Florida.
Duncansighed while leaning against the window frame. Methos rolled hiseyes. He was past his moody-poets-are-hot-phase, had been sinceByron, and all the sighing was really distracting him from the bookhe was trying to read.
“Canyou stop that? Some people need to get some work done here.”
Duncanturned his head to frown at him.
Methosmade a lazy hand motion in Duncan's general direction.
“Allof that but mostly the sighing. I need to get trough this book by theweekend so I can actually grade the papers I made the students writeon it. And you being all brooding and mopy isn't helping.”
MacLeodlooked offended but came over to sit down in the arm chair opposite.
“I'mnot mopy, and I'm not brooding.”
Methosscoffed and shot him a disbelieving look.
“Ohplease, if you wore a poet shirt you'd be on the cover of some bodiceripper romance, that's how much you're currently brooding. So, whatis it this time? Broken heart, passing time, anniversary of someunpleasant thing or other, indigestion?”
Thatearned him a glare that would have less experienced men quaking intheir expensive walking boots. His feet were much to comfy on thecoffee table to do much quaking for anything less than say, Kronoscome back from the grave for revenge.
“Iseverything just a joke to you, Methos? What, because you're 5000years old everything is unimportant? Does nothing mean anything toyou? Are you even human?”
Duncanstopped for another long sigh there then continued much more quietly:“Are any of us? How can we live for so long and still be consideredhuman?”
Methosdid the only thing such a question merited: He threw a cushion at theannoying Scot. Duncan caught it, to Methos' disappointment, but atleast that got the suffering look off his face.
“Noexistential questions before lunch, house rule.”
Duncanthrew the cushion back.
“Thisis my house, if anyone gets to make house rules its me.”Methoscaught the cushion and put his book aside.
“I'mthe guest, guests should be treated with respect.”
Justas Duncan opened his mouth to reply Methos threw the cushion backagain, hard, and it hit the Highlander straight in the face with asatisfying muffled thump.
“Ohyou...just you wait, I'll give ye cushions...”
Duckingunder the soft projectiles MacLeod was rapidly firing his way Methosmade his way to the door, only stopping to grab his coat.
“Ithink I'll go have lunch at Joe's, give you some more brooding time.”
Anothercushion hit the door as he pulled it shut. He thought he had betterexpect an ambush when he returned to Château Brooding Scot.