she still has this stupid squishy ball full of water or gel or some shit that she won on halloween, but it’s starting to look...not right. naz figures it’s on its last legs and she’s tired of making sure figaro doesn’t pop it with his claws, so she’s taken to throwing it at random people in the hallway to see if it’ll stick to their uniforms. she’s mid yawn when some dude walks by and she pegs him right in the gut, not trying to be subtle. the ball sticks! “congratulations, that means you will have great fortune -- before making bad investment choices and dying penniless and alone at the age of 42.” / @tigsousa