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Being an ugly little asexual with tons of guy friends in school was truly the most legendary canon event dodge because none of them were secretly trying to get with me.
'Male friend secretly being in love with you' phenomenon has only ever happened to me online and I think that says something about my legendary man repellent beauty.
Why do people assume that when I say I dislike small talk, I actually want to go straight into 'deep stuff'? Conversation is exchange of information. If neither of us has anything specific to share, then I'd rather not speak at all.
"For someone so disinterested in romance you sure do draw a lot of couples" idk man how many superhero fans do you see putting some panties over their jorts and jumping off of buildings?
No one prepares you for how once you start drinking more water after a lifetime of chronic dehydration, your body's thirst signals become straight up unbearable.
Never have I ever had to sleep with a water bottle next to my bed before now.
"your body is the least interesting thing about you" not me! Mine has so many things wrong with it that it continues to maintain my friendships because there's always some new bullshit to talk about.
Was it a metaphor when I tried lip plumper for the first time in a make-up store, waiting for it to start burning, only to feel a faint buzz instead, something about numbness where there's supposed to be pain.
insane how my eyes are perfectly fine but i wear fake glasses to make eye contact less unbearable because my eyes don't feel as 'naked'. is this not fucking horse blinders logic
when i had a gender revelation in middle school and started filtering my every action through 'would it be normal for a boy to do this?' so now at 27 years old I have no emotes outside of my dad circa 2011.
