#tim-burton-princess

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School puns

Elementary:

Teacher: Timmy, why did you draw clocks on every desk?!?

Timmy: You told me to give you times tables!

High School:

Joe couldn’t wait to get to math class to sit next to Sheila. He was getting an A in Calculust.

College:

I had a feeling the teacher had a crush on me. I was just waiting for her to professor love.