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Forgive me, Father, for I have learned.

Teacher: Can anyone find the solution to this question?

Me: *raises hand* Add water to the question and hope it dissolves.

Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

Student: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

Student: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

When trigonometry teachers add their names to leases along with others, do they cosine?

French exam on a Thursday!? C'est un vraiment trajeudi

help, I need a really lame pun for my yearbook motto

School puns

Elementary:

Teacher: Timmy, why did you draw clocks on every desk?!?

Timmy: You told me to give you times tables!

High School:

Joe couldn’t wait to get to math class to sit next to Sheila. He was getting an A in Calculust.

College:

I had a feeling the teacher had a crush on me. I was just waiting for her to professor love.

#school puns