If I were dating you--haha, that's the joke, I wouldn't date you because rich people can't date rich people. That's what's wrong with the world, son.
the world a difficult place to live in it sucks to know well never be together and here i was so totally utterly in love with you so ready to throw everything away to elope and start a family of our own wed create a new breed of rich people theyd be the richest of the rich so rich that their names would go down in history but alas the law just wont allow for that damn these godforsaken united states












