#time for text posts

[rachelpoulson]

i submitted a pitch to an anthology someone come hold my hand

[rachelpoulson]

I did SO MUCH ADULT STUFF today.

Finally made a professional portfolio site (which you can find here!)

Ordered some updated business cards since my old ones are cheap and terrible

Also ordered some little postcard prints to pass out at ECCC

Gonna be at ECCC next month? If you see me walkin around with pink hair and resting bitch face, feel free to say hi! I’m probably not as grumpy as I seem.

[rachelpoulson]

As much as I'm excited for Rogue One (because yay more Star Wars), the fact remains: there were only two women in that trailer, and neither was a woman of color.

[rachelpoulson]

I get that the operative word in "prescription glasses" is prescription, but why the hell can't I just order some glasses or contacts online without my optometrist's approval?

I can smoke and drink and join the army, but I can't order contacts online so I can play soccer without tripping in gopher holes.

[rachelpoulson]

Me, to my friend about Roll 'n' Rye closing: "You don't understand, Maya, a THIRD of me is brisket. I WAS RAISED ON THAT SCHMEAR."

[rachelpoulson]

I’m just so wound up all the time, I’m so fucking tired. I feel like I need to unravel part of my brain and let it stretch.

I gotta call my therapist tomorrow.

[rachelpoulson]

I enjoy low-key bugging this author on twitter because I couldn't get through the fucking annoyingly convoluted first chapter of his book.

I wonder if it's worth it for me to finish the book so I can mock him in a more informed way. 

[rachelpoulson]

My dream is to one day be good enough to win an Eisner but not actually go to the awards, because that would require standing in front of lots of people and talking to them.