#time ingot

[therumpus]

A new company recently opened a pop-up store inside Modernism Gallery in San Francisco. Spacetime Industries has the kind of name—and typeface—that you’d expect to see on the hull of a deep-space mining vessel that’s about to be attacked by aliens. But this company is the work of one man, Jonathon Keats, a conceptual artist in a bow tie and tweed suit.

Jonathon Keats Will Sell You Immortality In A Bar Of Lead

[thefutureofourstuff]

Busy Americans harness Einstein's theory of relativity with the new time management technology

According to Mr. Keats, the optimal system would benefit everybody. “The best way to leverage relativity is as a community,” he says. “If you build a city on an interconnected set of spinning hubs instead of solid ground, you can zone the fastest-spinning districts as residential neighborhoods and plant farms or build factories in districts that spin more slowly. That way crops will grow really quickly and machinery will run really efficiently from the perspective of all inhabitants. Depending on your speed ratios, you could live for eons without doing much of anything.”