Jan 27
Hey. My time machine got snagged in your anti-chrono-dilation field on the top spire of the news station, and now I am repeatedly crashing into it. I'd usually fix it myself, but i only know tech-time, not arcane-time, and i dont actually want to destroy your chrono-sphere/space time fabric. Can I get an assist? - @time-traveler-that-fucked-up
*very quietly because time was made illegal by the Wizard committee*
Purchase one of our patented machine-repair wands. It has a heavy head for whacking things. Give your machine a good smack and you'll be fine
