#timekeepercookiekin

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With the new crk update im getting so much attention its very nice. Whats not nie however is that the new people are disrespecting timecroi. Hey. Fuck you. Die. Thats my wife. My wife who is me from the past. We already went over this 5 years ago i cant go through this again. Thats my wife🖕

— timekeeper cookie #🗣🔥‼️

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@ everyone in the tbd come back so i can be a pain in your ass again :3 -timekeeper cookie

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Soooo, as Timekeeper Cookie I recently learned that if I found someone fascinating, I used to cut them out of a timeline entirely and live their entire life one or more times over, depending on how invested in their story I was. One of the cookies I did this to beyond a shadow of a doubt was Dark Enchantress Cookie. I’m also fairly certain I stole Shadow Milk Cookie’s plotline as well. Nobody really noticed a difference- I’d always dress myself up and mimic their voices so that the difference was largely indistinguishable, but one thing about this is that I have to be extremely careful with Cookie Run kinsiders because I don’t know if I Actually kin them or if it’s Tricky Teeper having some fun again, lol.

I don’t actually know what happened to those cookies in timelines where I snipped them. They probably just got sucked into time pockets and disintegrated.

If you or a loved cookie was affected by this… uh… sorry? You know what they say! Imitation is the highest form of flattery! And quite honestly after reliving everything from the beginning of time to the heat death of the universe several times over, I had nothing else to do.

- Timekeeper Cookie (Cookie Run) #⚖️🎼🕰️

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mee??¿? getting thrust into a kinshift after years and figuring out i have /r mems towarfs shadow milk cookie ???? more likely than you think!! seruously what is going on its been years since this spesfic kinshify

- timekeeper cookie !!

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also, i know i sent in an ask literally a few seconds ago, but this is a different thing, and i'm a bit more serious this time. this will be a bit long, but still speaking as timekeeper here,

can someone else please rewrite cookie run and actually make it good. gosh.

as a writer, i try to just enjoy works as much as i can because i know this shit is not easy, but i'm so ashamed of CR's writing direction. i don't know shit about kingdom right now so i ain't getting to that, but on the ovenbreak side, it gets so bad sometimes. i'm not in the fandom anymore, but even when i was more active, we couldn't get through a few months without some controversy because of the character design, or the writing, or the cultural appropriation. even now, i've constantly been hearing shit about the new events from my friends.

i can tell the writers sometimes don't do much research at all when all of us cookies are supposed to be representations of diverse people here on earth, or don't bother to make literal plot points consistent just to look cool or whatever, or use very questionable themes and glamourize / fetishize it. this is partially why i eventually stopped playing, and it's such a shame.

cookie run was the very reason i got out of months of art block when inspiration was running dry. i met a lot of people through the game, and it was the reason i formed friendships with people i still talk to today. hell, even my identity as timekeeper was because of the game. it was very goddamn complicated and it took me about 3 years to figure shit out, but i don't think i would've reached to this point if i didn't pick up this game in 2019. trust me, i FUCKING LOVED this game and i've always tried to see the good in it, but there were many things about it that slapped me in the face, so i found myself leaving eventually.

i'm not saying i'm some sort of expert writer or whatever. absolutely not. however, i just. think a lot of potential was wasted big time here. if i lead devsisters, i could've ruled the fucking world! just kidding. ~ timekeeper cookie (cookie run: ovenbreak) #💘🍆🏏

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hi, obligatory (lazy) valentine's day post.

to everyone i knew from;

- cookie run: ovenbreak

- OMORI

- your turn to die

- inanimate insanity

happy valentine's day to all of you people!!! i may have fucked up on a lot of these sources... so you may or may not hate me... but like! it's the funny love day, spread some love! just kidding, i'm not that kind of person.

i'm gonna spend today on spending time with my (in-sys) partners. i hope you're spending it in a meaningful way as well... whatever that means to you.

PS. fantube is totally canon. why? i'm dating (our) test tube! :)

love, aubrey (OMORI) / ranmaru (YTTD) / timekeeper cookie (CROB) / fan and paintbrush (II)

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funny seeing the director of the TBD being a regular in a local café on earth. to them, i'm just some guy, but little did they know who i was :)

i wish croissant was here so we could have a nice little chat :/ i miss her like crazy suddenly. even gingerbrave, too, me thinks. i want to either help him and his friends find a solution to all their problems and blame it on a secret iced coffee potion or something, or do the exact opposite and watch them crumble.

i'm bored, and i miss everyone like crazy. hope you guys come by in the future. xoxo timekeeper cookie (cookie run: ovenbreak)

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hi, i'm the #💘🍆🏏 anon,

my canon carryovers?

for myself as ranmaru, i still sometimes do one of the sprite poses i had while talking to others! like, the one with my palm facing the speaker, basically.

for myself as timekeeper cookie, people have told me i'm really good at presenting and coming up with things on the spot to say in front of an audience. i guess that came from the fact i used to announce shit to the rest of the TBD daily? oh, and part of my style is at least steampunk-based.

fan? i wouldn't say i'm chronically online, but by god, i'm on the internet way more often than i did back in the show 😭 and i find myself rambling about my interests. a lot.

that's really about it. 👍