#timeless stories

[importantkidspyfarm]

Watching Seven Brides for Seven Brothers for the first time and why have we not remade this several times. In several ways.

Like? What are we even doing as a society? We have lost the plot. There can't be real lovers in Hollywood anymore to let this slip through their fingers.

This should be adapted like Jane Austen novels and Shakespeare plays. A musical version, a non musical version, a black version, a modernized retelling like Clueless and Ten Things. It's such a cute, timeless concept. You can adapt in all kinds of ways. It's perfectly expandable.

I mean, come on, a group of rough and tumble boys getting civilized for love. The girls would eat that up.

Okay, maybe the kidnapping part has to change. Because that's crazy, but also it's fiction, who cares. Leave it in. Just make it less creepy.

Lonesome Polecat is fire.

Get rid of the corporate swine and bring back real lovers.

[out-of-heaven-and-hell]

EVENT THREAD; LUTE VS THE HAZBINS

@hells-greatestdad , @timeless-stories , @grimgrinnrs

"CHARLIE MORINGSTAR!"

Lute arrives, in full exorcist gear and all. There's two other angels on either side of her, neither seem to be normal trops. One is blonde in bronze armor with a large flail as her weapon, she seems almost bored with this. On the other side is one with black wings, dressed much like the typical goth with an evil on her face. She holds no obvious weapon.

"You know the requirements, if you kill yourself now, I'll leave and let everyone in your hotel live. But if you don't? We'll rip each one of your, limb from limb!" she yells out, arms crossing as if waiting for the princess to actually come out and commit the deed. "Your little girlfriend was hardly a challenge, neither were you! Can't wait to see how easy this will be!"

She still lost an arm last time, but it's fully been replaced and frankly even if she does get hurt not only does she have better back up but i'll be worth to finally make the Moringstar family suffer as much as heaven did after the attack. It was time to put all of these filthy demons back in their place.

"Wait? They can choose to surrender?" the gothic angel asked, clearly disappointed, "Lame."

"QUIET ALANA!" Lute barks at her, back to yelling at the hotel, "If we don't get an answer, we'll kill all of you anyway. So? WHAT WILL IT BE!?"

Alastor's already put some strange demonic magic on the hotel, something similar but different to the force field trick they used before. Her eyes narrow, it's nothing they couldn't get past, but still. She waits for Charlie, truly she cares too much to risk more death?

[the-smallest-star]

@timeless-stories

Marsha: It's just some stupid day where you're supposed to celebrate dad's and all they do for you..or whatever.

"Oh... is... there a way to celebrate them if they're dead?"

[already-know-this-story]

@timeless-stories liked for a Hershey starter!

"You're surprisingly easy to track down." Where the voice came from and who exactly was talking wasn't immediately clear. The good thing about having near natural stealth and black fur was that she could naturally blend into the shadows with very little effort.

"Be a dear and make this easy for me. You don't want more people who want you dead." She wasn't bothering to elaborate more. Even if she was willing to reveal more information about her client, it wasn't like she had all the details

In a flash of light, several knives are thrown at the skunk.

[p1325]

[out-of-heaven-and-hell]

Continued from X // @timelessstories

Her head was still kinda reeling from her talk with Stella and all that it unveiled, but before she could press on further with the topic, she noticed that Marsha seemed...troubled for lack of a better word. "Are you alright?"

There's the natural concern and just a gut feeling that something happened. "We can talk later if you're not feeling well... you know I'm always here for you."

[out-of-heaven-and-hell]

@timeless-stories; sarah: Leave her alone.

"I own her, I'll do whatever I want with her."