Dec 3, 2013
PROpranolol - defensive lineman that blocks the pass rush (nonselective beta blocker). Use for htn, angina, tachycardia etc.
Metoprolol - Mets 1st Baseman (competitive B1 antagonist)
Pandalol - cute panda wants your sympathy (intrinsic sympathomimetic activity). So cute that it decreases anxiety (partial 5-ht agonist and augments SSRI’s anxiolytic effects). Chubby (so beware of diabetes).
Timonolol - Lion king is a sappy movie makes you cry (decrease IOP by decreasing aq. humor production)
A-perfect-ten olol - A sexy model cat. Before you bone remember to wear protection (pregnancy risk D). You’ll have to last long to please her (long acting)