INCORRECT MASTERS AND PADAWANS QUOTES, Part 2
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Leeli: You know, it’s fine to admit you were wrong.
JJ: Sipping his drink after accidentally adding salt I just like the way it tastes.
Shylock: It smells like henway in here.
JJ:
Leeli: JJ.
Leeli, forcefully: Doesn't it smell like henway in here?
JJ: sigh
JJ: What's a henway?
Shylock: OH ABOUT TEN POUNDS!
Timoth: It’s not that I don’t trust Ginger, I just... don’t ’t trust their impulse control.
Leeli: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*
Leeli: Oh my god, is this expired?
Leeli: *Takes another sip of milk*
JJ: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Leeli: Bet you I can!
Timoth: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
JJ, admiring a sleeping Leeli: You’re so cute.
Leeli, sleepily: I could beat your ass.
JJ, lovingly: I know.
Othella: Many people are mildly dehydrated and don’t realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day.
Leeli: No, eight glasses!
Ginger: I heard ten.
Shylock: You need to drink at least five glasses of water per minute.
*later…*
JJ: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing.
Othella: What did you learn?
JJ: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad.
Leeli: I’ll get some water.
JJ: But how many glas–whoa, feeling dizzy.
Timoth: Maybe you should just drink straight from the tap.
Leeli: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake?
Leeli & JJ: One, two, three-
Leeli & JJ: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks!
Ginger: Our turn, Othella! One, two, three-
Ginger: Vanilla!
Othella: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?
Timoth: What is it called when you kill a friend?
Ginger: Homicide.
JJ: Murder.
Leeli: Homiecide.
Othella: I'm not doing to well.
Timoth: What's wrong?
Othella: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Leeli enters the room*
Othella: There it is again.
JJ: Do I sound smart, or am I smart?
Leeli: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.
Leeli: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.
Timoth: What's two plus two?
Leeli: Math.
Timoth: ...I will accept that answer.
Ginger: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
JJ: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Leeli, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Ginger: You're a bad influence.
JJ: And you don't know your sayings.
Timoth: Ginger is forbidden from monologuing.
JJ: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird?
Leeli: Yes, and that’s coming from me.