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Incorrect Quotes Vol. 3 FEATURING WEIRD SCIENCE BROS

Leeli: Can you keep a secret?

Fox: Do you know anything about my life?

Leeli: No, I don't. Good point.

Fox: How has life been treating you lately?

Hugo: Horribly.

Hugo: Ok so, apparently the "bad vibes" I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.

Fox: I’m so tired.

Leeli: Did you get to bed late?

Fox: No.

Leeli: Did you do something strenuous?

Fox: No.

Leeli: Then why are you tired?

Fox: I’m alive.

Leeli: Sounds exhausting.

Hugo: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water??

Shylock: Y- you were putting it in cold water??

JJ: Hugo. Answer the question, Hugo.

Hugo: Yeah??? I thought people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Hugo: Plus you think I have the patience to boil water?

Shylock: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes??

JJ: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Shylock: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

JJ: It takes less than a minute.

Shylock: Is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun???

JJ: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Shylock: Like seven minutes??

Leeli: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like 2 minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!

JJ: Why are you putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Leeli? Your stove is enchanted!

Hugo: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic.

Fox: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?!

Shylock: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about.

JJ: What are you passionate about?

Shylock: Sleeping.

Fox: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Hugo: Cannibalism.

Fox: *confused chewing noises*

Leeli: ‘Technically legal’, the two best words in the the English language, right before ‘cowboy spectacular.'

Hugo: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.

Fox: Hugo, NO!

JJ: You remind me of the ocean.

Hugo: Because I'm deep and mysterious?

JJ: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.

JJ: You know what the problem is? Your really cute, so no one ever told you to shut your pie-hole.

Leeli: You think I’m cute?

JJ: SHUT YOUR PIE-HOLE!

Fox: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Shylock: Several traffic violations.

Leeli: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Hugo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

JJ: Also, that’s not our car.

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INCORRECT MASTERS AND PADAWANS QUOTES, Part 2

@youjustfeelthemforever

Leeli: You know, it’s fine to admit you were wrong.

JJ: Sipping his drink after accidentally adding salt I just like the way it tastes.

Shylock: It smells like henway in here.

JJ:

Leeli: JJ.

Leeli, forcefully: Doesn't it smell like henway in here?

JJ: sigh

JJ: What's a henway?

Shylock: OH ABOUT TEN POUNDS!

Timoth: It’s not that I don’t trust Ginger, I just... don’t ’t trust their impulse control.

Leeli: *Takes a sip of milk and gags*

Leeli: Oh my god, is this expired?

Leeli: *Takes another sip of milk*

JJ: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!

Leeli: Bet you I can!

Timoth: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*

JJ, admiring a sleeping Leeli: You’re so cute.

Leeli, sleepily: I could beat your ass.

JJ, lovingly: I know.

Othella: Many people are mildly dehydrated and don’t realize it. You should drink at least six glasses of water per day.

Leeli: No, eight glasses!

Ginger: I heard ten.

Shylock: You need to drink at least five glasses of water per minute.

*later…*

JJ: Okay, I just read through every study I could find to try to figure out whether low-grade dehydration is even a real thing.

Othella: What did you learn?

JJ: If you spend all day doing research and forget to eat or drink, you start to feel pretty bad.

Leeli: I’ll get some water.

JJ: But how many glas–whoa, feeling dizzy.

Timoth: Maybe you should just drink straight from the tap.

Leeli: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake?

Leeli & JJ: One, two, three-

Leeli & JJ: Chocolate cake, peanutbutter frosting, and chocolate chunks!

Ginger: Our turn, Othella! One, two, three-

Ginger: Vanilla!

Othella: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?

Timoth: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Ginger: Homicide.

JJ: Murder.

Leeli: Homiecide.

Othella: I'm not doing to well.

Timoth: What's wrong?

Othella: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Leeli enters the room*

Othella: There it is again.

JJ: Do I sound smart, or am I smart?

Leeli: You sound unbearable, to be perfectly honest.

Leeli: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

Timoth: What's two plus two?

Leeli: Math.

Timoth: ...I will accept that answer.

Ginger: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

JJ: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Leeli, go find out if that thing can catch fire!

Ginger: You're a bad influence.

JJ: And you don't know your sayings.

Timoth: Ginger is forbidden from monologuing.

JJ: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird?

Leeli: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

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INCORRECT MASTERS AND PADAWAN QUOTES, PART 1

(featuring echoblade feels)

@youjustfeelthemforever

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5 from Angst and 7 from Fluff!

Whatever pairings and/or characters you’d like, or I can swing back and give you someone specific if you’d rather

HI I KEEP THINKING ABOUT THIS ASK

You mentioned being interested in my OC / OC ships so let me write a couple scenes of them for you! (here's the prompt list!)

Angst #5: “Wake up! Please wake up.” for Leeli Borshins/JJ Karkson

JJ fell over, like a doll falling off a shelf, landing on his back and staring at the ceiling with a terrifyingly blank gaze as he twitched and spasmed, sparks flying from his antenna and metal cheek.

Leeli screamed, almost falling off her own seat as she scrambled to his side. Dimly hearing Othella's shouts for aid, she grabbed his hands and shook them. "Wake up! Please, JJ, wake up!"

His fingers twitched just a little in hers, his spasming slowed, and a faint smile drifted across his face before someone grabbed Leeli's shoulder and tugged her back.

Fluff #7: “Please just kiss me already.” for Fox Hemming/Copper Bellator

Copper stood up, backing away a little as she adjusted her gauntlets. "Okay, I've got the plan."

Fox rolled up the paper before standing as well, just watching her and smiling as she fussed with this strap and that plate. Copper noticed and paused to tiredly smile back at him. "Can I help you, inky?"

"Please just kiss me already."

"What?"

"Oh, it's going to be ages until I see- who are you again?" He slid the paper into his backpack and slung it on as he approached Copper, to slide his arm around her waist. "Copper? Or maybe... my girlfriend, Jane?"

Copper snorted but wrapped an arm around him too, leaning her head on his soft, unarmored shoulder. "Jane's my mother's name, inky. I like it when you call me that, though."

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Sometimes I swear you guys do this shit on purpose...