#tinder profiles

[laurenlovesotome]

The MLQC boys if they had tinder profiles...

[mydeathdayparty]

What they actually mean when they say “I love going on adventures” in their tinder profiles.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so something happened on tinder 

[sparkitors]

It was Shakespeare who first said, “ONLINE DATING, UGH” and we couldn’t agree with him more. But what would the bard’s most famous characters write on their profiles, if forced to look for love on the godforsaken hellscape that is Tinder? SO GLAD YOU ASKED. 

We took a stab at drafting their self-descriptions, and we encourage you to click through and steal a line or two for your own profile* (*do not do that, it is a terrible idea). A final tip: if you find yourself on an agonizingly awkward date, you can always shout “EXIT, PURSUED BY A BEAR!” and make a run for it. It's never not worked!* (*It has literally never, ever worked).

All illustrations by the absolutely UH-MAZING @clairee-delunee

[jeansbaz]

Baz and Simon tinder profiles //   [more edits tho..]

this is kinda inspired by a beautiful fanfic i read on ao3 but i dunno if its gonna get finished:(( but if u wanna read it ITS HERE AND I LOVE 

(if u wrote this plz finish + much much love 2 u)

i wasn’t gonna include the bottom two but SIMON LOOKS BANGIN’ AND BAZ IN A SNAPBACK   

[blablashitfull]

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[sailornasa]

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[workersforanotsafeparadise]

I'm sure she's cute and all that but honestly if Liam Neeson said that I might be more onboard.