I learned from a random tiktok that the Inkheart series by Cornelia Funke will get a fourth book in 2023 (at least in German, idk about other languages). (Which itself is… uhhh,,, idk didn’t have time to think about it).
They also announced that because of the fourth book, the whole series will be re-released with a new cover.
Here is how the current covers are looking:
(Correction: apparently mine are very old and in the current version the first one is red, the second green and the third one I have is the current one. But the differences are minor and I’m too lazy to search them up in the internet)
They are beautiful and classy and carry a very fantasy-esque vibe with them that fits the actual story perfectly.
This is how the new books will look like:
This… this is a war crime. I should be protected from this under the Geneva convention laws.
I already thought the current American covers are so damn ugly that I would never pick them up unless you put a gun to my head. (Sorry not sorry those are an atrocity.)
BUT THIS. Why are they just random primarily colors? What are the random scribbles? Why those the unicorn have a septum piercing?
I hate it so much I could literally cry. I know you shouldn’t judge a book by it’s cover but I KNOW that I love the books and wouldn’t pick them up in a bookstore. How am I supposed to recommend these books when they look like this?
Even without the frankly ridiculous amount of nostalgia I have for the books and the original covers these are just UGLY.
My mum even suggested I should write a letter to Cornelia Funke and tell her that it’s a bad idea. (Thanks mom, I’m sure that will work…)
26€ for a book no one wanted and it’s the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. An insult to all books I own.
Anyway. Just needed to rant