Quarantine Sentence Starters
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“Please tell me you were able to find tissue.”
“We have milk, eggs, cheese, ammo, various guns, melee weapons... I think we’re ready for the apocalypse.”
“I think you’re overreacting. It’s not the end of the world.”
“If I have to sit in this house any longer, I’m gonna go stir crazy.”
“We’ve literally watched everything on Netflix. What now?”
“Which one? Love is Blind, Tiger King or Nailed It?”
“We should make a fort... then knock it over.”
“We’re out of tissue. This is not a drill.”
“If I’m essential, then that still puts you at risk because I have to be outside still.”
“Is this a bad time to go over plans for the zombie apocalypse?”
“I don’t look at this as “quarantine”. I look at it like I got a free, paid vacation.”
“Don’t forget to wear your mask if you go outside.”
“What the hell is a “sneaky link” ____?”
“Wanna try baking a cake?”