#tipping game

[far-side-skies]

... I say this with grave undertones and with the most serious voice i can muster: Radarr

I’m so sorry for laughing at this, this was one of the first things I woke up to this morning XD

Radarr is a lemur. Lemurs aren’t supposed to have money. They’re also not supposed to know how to pilot Sky-rides and ships, but Radarr does know how to do that because why the hell not? So I’d say it’s safe to assume he knows how money and tipping works.

Let’s face it, watching a three-foot-tall blue lemur climb up to the tip jar is adorable, though you’ve got to ask where he got the money from. Definitely not Stork, that’s for sure.

He pickpockets it. But hey, you aren’t paid to ask those sorts of questions.

9/10, points for cuteness but also one point removed for crimes

[far-side-skies]

Ooh please do cyclonis and starling tipping please :3

Coming right up :3

Cyclonis

Lol this lil shit doesn’t tip. She hardly ever eats at restaurants to begin with bc she’s paranoid someone will poison her so she usually just sends Dark Ace to get takeout for her and he tips in her stead.

If she does eat out at restaurants, she’s worse than Ravess. Questions everything, demands for someone to taste the food to make sure it isn’t poisoned, can’t make her mind up because ‘what is this peasant food you call macaroni?’ Just. She’s a bit of a terror.

0/10, be glad she’s a shut-in

Starling

Not much to say about Starling honestly. She’s fairly straightforward with what she wants and usually leaves some cash in the tip jar. Never complains, she just keeps a low profile like she does with… almost everything in her life. Lately though she’s been treating the young Storm Hawks to dinner at burger joints and the like bc they deserve to not have to cook every meal they eat. So if Aerrow asks, she’ll give him some cash to leave a tip with, she can’t resist the puppy eyes.

10/10, I have no complaints

[far-side-skies]

2 more, lugey and colonel, i think they both tip colonel being gracious and lugey just acidentally over paying because repton handed him the wallet and lugey just pays with a handful

Ooh these are good ones 👀

First off, Leugey:

This dude has no concept of money or spending, he just takes Repton’s wallet to be ‘helpful’ and pay for everything, hands you a massive wad of cash and a few knives and says ‘keep the change’. Unintentionally the best tipper, and while yes he can be a bit demanding and always changes his mind about what he wants, he’s still super sweet to waitstaff. He’ll try to get into the kitchen to say thanks to the chef.

9/10, one point docked bc technically he isn’t tipping, he just doesn’t understand money.

Now for the Colonel:

If this guy eats at your restaurant, chances are he has the owner on his payroll. Or he is the owner and this place is a front for one of his covert operations.

He tips very well as a courtesy and holds a surprising amount of respect for staff. Usually tips 40% of whatever he orders but is discreet about it. Tends to bribe staff as well and asks them to find him some juicy information or gossip on other guests at the restaurant.

Delivery drivers also get really good tips from him and his goons, though it’s usually with the added threat of “tell no one we’re here or else”.

6/10, points docked for ulterior motives