#tipsy shitposts

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the core difference between terezi pyrope and aradia megido

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i have questions

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Learning DOING Being

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pull the trigger piglet

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[18:07:47] Jonesy: y do u hate the rosemarriage

[18:07:58] Jonesy: is it cos rose got married

[18:08:00] Jonesy: and didnt say

[18:08:10] Jonesy: fuck ur institutional measurements of desire and normativity

[18:08:21] Jonesy: and torch the first new earth equivalent of a church she could find

[18:08:46] Jonesy: while blazing off into the sunset on a motorbike with her stunned gf who doesnt approve but isnt going to dampen her mood

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hey tipsy. so i’ve been trying to follow your guide on how to draw lord english from a few days ago and i’m having trouble. see, what i got was something i copied off of google images a very good drawing of lord english, but in the tutorial i was supposed to get something akin to roxy. can you help me figure out what i did wrong?

hmmm. ok, i can see where you went wrong in drawing roxy.

first of all, lets get rid of this absolutely atrocious object. what the fuck is that. why does it exist. lemme just

see, now lord english roxy is merely grabbing her bleeding leg, as is reasonable for someone improvising a casino pole for their untreated amputation. man that part of act 6 was something

but it still doesnt look roxyish enough, so what we need to do is

there we go. as you can see i added an alcoholic beverage, to emphasize the giggly flirtatious part of roxy. this is the only significance to the beverage, there are no dark arcs about addiction in this comic, so feel free to show roxy drinking these substances for comedic effect as insensitively as you like.

theres something still off about this image. her outfit isnt quite right! what it needs is to make it

as pink as possible. make sure that you get a few different kinds of pink. we need to put princess bubblegum to shame!!!  but ofc remember to leave the skin colour green (representing neutral race) as we dont want a repeat of the caucasian scandal amirite

anyway this roxy is really starting to come together. now for the finishing touches….

there we go! look at her beautiful face. this is her instantly recognizable brand and will win your art reblogs immediately.

oh shit! how could i forget her cat

take it to the bank boys, this ones just like roxy

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