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Est. time of start: 1995. Est. time of end: ERROR - OBJECT REFERENCE NOT FOUND. I lie a lot of things at the moment. Alt blog: @coolmiddlename (this is me liking your posts). I was cancelled by the furby fandom once. Twitter: @coolmiddlename Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZlZ4beD7Nym1de7-ctNwMA
someone give me strength bc straight up this shiny hunt for lugia in firered has most certainly gone over odds and accumulated around 55 hours of hunting
not doomed by the narrative but saved by the narrative. yeah i know you'd rather die than keep suffering but the story doesn't actually care what you want. you have to keep going, even when it hurts. even being erased from existence won't stop you from being salvaged from the wreckage of un-being. get up. keep pushing. keep bleeding. keep living.
i do think Kojima often has interesting and salient social commentary. He is writing speculative fiction that is asking questions worth asking. But also it not infrequently feels like he’s imagining a fantastic reality where men can have sex with each other. And he says “wouldn’t that be interesting? If men could have sex with other men?” And you say “but Hideo, men can have sex with other men.” And he says, “yes, in fiction anything is possible.” And you say “no, Hideo, in reality. Men are having sex with each other in reality right now. it’s actually happening.” And he says “I like to think about this hypothetical world. I think about it a lot.” And you say, “You could also have sex with men if you wanted to. Do you want to have sex with other men?” And he says “What if when you were horny you didn’t have to put up with bitches? Amazing to think about…”
i keep coming up with cheeky/overconfident dialogue for Entrapta but nothing will beat the stealing bow's tracker pad short: "I'm an expert on human psychology, AND behaviour".
(Catra's hand slides to Glimmer's waist, squeezes her and Adora lightly)
Glimmer: I'm so glad - *suddenly shrieks and flails away*
Adora: Glimmer, are you okay?? What's wrong?
Glimmer: WHY DID SHE JUST S T A B ME?!?
Catra: sparkles, what the fuck are you talking about? I didn't stab you...wait. *her ears go back.* Oh, shit
Adora: what? Someone please explain-
Catra: I let my claws out.
Glimmer: she jabbed me with them! ...I mean, just a little bit, but HEY!
Adora: oh. Ohhhhhhh. Oh, Catra. She doesn't know.
Catra, visibly withdrawing: yeah, whatever.
Glimmer: hey, why are YOU upset? It's - it's not that big a deal, I startled and thought you were being a little shit.
Adora: it's a magicat thing. When she feels content, she purrs, right? Well, when she's physically relaxed and connecting with...me, and I guess you now...she kneads people. Like how you knead dough, but with her claws out just a little bit.
(Catra puts a pillow over her own face)
Glimmer: awww, that's...that's actually really -
Catra, muffled: don't say it.
Glimmer: fine. I'm sorry if I made you feel judged for...being you.
Catra, lowering the pillow: ...sorry I poked you with my claws.
Adora: honestly I'm surprised it bothered you, I enjoy it! Maybe I'm used to it?
Glimmer: maybe! You seem to heal fast even without she-ra, and of course there's...
Catra, smirking: the pain kink?
Glimmer and Adora, with respective teasing and teased expressions: the pain kink.
So in honor of One Piece officially overtaking Superman as the most sold graphic novel series under one author worldwide, Oda wrote what the One Piece is on paper, put that paper in a chest, put that chest in a pressurized container, then sunk that container to the bottom of the sea at an undisclosed location.
So if anyone out there wants to know what the One Piece is before it’s revealed in the story, they just have to set sail for themselves and find it.
HEY so remember that sketch I posted a few days ago? I finished….
This au has been living in my brain for a while… the premise is What If I Put Them In A Garage and let them hang out
rambles, au stuff, and speedpaints under cut!
It’s inspired by this doodle I did on my science homework. Instead of actually doing said homework-
After I this I decided I needed to flesh out the concept and Hiro got added, because five is a better number than four for a lot of reasons. (See bottom of post for honorable mentions that didn’t end up in the garage for one reason or another)
I have a ton of other doodles of the gang but I’ll post those separately- for now let me introduce you!!
Pidge: Voltron: Legendary Defender. not yanked from any one point in canon. 4’9”, 15yrs, they/them. The sarcasm of the group (which is saying something). They and peridot make meep morps sometimes, and Pidge and Hiro have modded the garage a ton. Varian keeps trying to make matching outfits for Green and Ruddiger but the measurements are near impossible. They’ve never finished a set unfortunately, but they’re getting closer!
Feral: 6/10
Short: #2
Video games: 10/10
Sciency: engineering and code
Entrapta: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. not yanked from any one point in canon, aged from s1. 4’9”, 27yrs, She/her. Whenever they go out people tend to adress her as the mom friend for some reason, even though Baymax is usually right there?? Peridot and Entrapta usually work on opposite sides of the garage so that their recorder logs don’t pick the other up. She’s right next Varian though because they do the most welding. Entrapta and Hiro are the besties ever, trust me on this one.
Feral: 8/10
Short: #3
Video Games: 8/10
Sciency: robotics and circuitry
Varian: Tangled the Series. yanked after the finale. 5’4”, 16 yrs, he/him/they. He’s kind of the big bother of the group, in some ways. He and Peridot explode things a lot- both intentional and otherwise. Entrapta and Varian talk “magic/science theY’RE THE SAME THING-“ a lot, and ancient sciences are a favorite topic for everyone. Them and Hiro exchange chemical ball recipes and they’re working on a backpack for Varian that’s similar to Honey Lemon’s purse.
Feral: 7.5/10
Short: #5
Video Games: 4/10
Sciency: alchemy and engineering
Hiro: Big Hero 6. not yanked from any one point in canon, aged from the end of the series. 5’0”, 15 years, he/him. He’s weirdly the most anxious one, but also one of the cockiest. He’s the one who put all the colored LEDs in the garage and the lack of Big Light^tm has improved everyone’s lives tromendusly. Pidge and Hiro helped Varian paint his walls with whiteboard paint, so now can write on their studio space and not have to scrub it off. Hiro and Peridot do a lot of dumb stunts together, and him and Pidge are Mariokart legends - they’re not allowed to be on the same team when they play as a group. He and Peridot have wheelie chair races.
Feral: 4.5/10
Short: #4
Video Games: 10/10
Sciency: Robotics and chemistry
Peridot: Steven Universe. yanked in between SU and SUF. 3’10”, Next to Pidge, she’s the snarkiest one. It reads the newspaper sometimes and thinks the economy is really funny. Pidge explains the funnies to her. She watches Camp Pining Hearts with everyone, but especially with Varian. It keeps trying to combine gem tech with first ones, but unfortunately it and Entrapta haven’t quite cracked that one. It is not allowed to telekinetically use Baymax a as a hoverboard but she and Hiro are working on some other ways to make that work.
Feral: 9.5/10
Short: #1
Video Games: 7/10
Sciency: chemistry and astroenginnering
So yeah! That’s my silly little AU. I’m gonna make more outfits for them- next I’m gonna do mission attire. Like armor and stuff. These outfits were really fun to design- and I know Peridot can’t shapeshift so I just slightly tweaked her future design and added a silly little getup. She can’t tie a tie. Pidge is wearing zipper pants because I LOVE zipper pants, and a T-shirt I wish I owned lowkey. Varian’s outfit might be my favorite, though. Also if you don’t think Hiro doodles on his shoes you’re probably wrong /j
Fun fact! I put their names in their handwriting!! Varian and Peridot’s are technically kinda wrong, since I referenced the Varian’s notes in the Demanitus Chamber instead of the more accurate letter from “the Quest for Varian”. Peridot does have canon handwriting from SU Future, when they rewrote CPH, but I just wrote her name as though she can’t write very well since it types more. I referenced Pidge’s handwriting in the Paladin’s Handbook, and Hiro’s from Hiro’s Journal. For Entrapta I referenced this post.
Here is the speed paint! Flash warning
Just so you know- I drew the characters as paper dolls so that I could put outfits on top, so they are in swimsuits for a bit during the speed paint. Nbd, but if that makes you uncomfortable for any reason, now you know.
Honorable mentions who didn’t end up in the gang but I still love dearly:
Donnie (rottmnt)
Sokka (atla)
D’Vana Tendi (lower decks)
Dr Fox (unikitty)
(Sci)Twilight Sparkle (MLP:FIM)
Gus (toh)
Marcy (Amphibia)
Kipo (Kipo)
Craig (Craig of the Creek)
Bubblegum (Adventure time)