pumpkin party in sea hitler's water apocalysps*

Est. time of start: 1995. Est. time of end: ERROR - OBJECT REFERENCE NOT FOUND. I lie a lot of things at the moment. Alt blog: @coolmiddlename (this is me liking your posts).  I was cancelled by the furby fandom once. Twitter: @coolmiddlename Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZlZ4beD7Nym1de7-ctNwMA

[sometipsygnostalgic]

Dude if i was living in Marvel DC Universes id just give up and let the whole place collapse. They have to give up on rebuilding the Empire State Building every time it's knocked down. Maybe build lower skyscrapers too. It never fails to aggravate me that in the realm of imagination where the universe can look like anything, people never stop making Normal New York.

[sometipsygnostalgic]

Legitimately if a bunch of mysterious armed people showed up and blew up a fairground, if we were in "Real" New York, the US Government would use it as an excuse to nuke an Iranian city. Iran isn't involved but the villains were allegedly talking in a funny accent. They cant even make it real properly, it's some American fantasy new york.

[sometipsygnostalgic]

Dude if i was living in Marvel DC Universes id just give up and let the whole place collapse. They have to give up on rebuilding the Empire State Building every time it's knocked down. Maybe build lower skyscrapers too. It never fails to aggravate me that in the realm of imagination where the universe can look like anything, people never stop making Normal New York.

[prokopetz]

I understand that you were aiming for a morally grey protagonist, but in practice what you've ended up with is more of a moral beige.

[prokopetz]

@ancient-tree-with-deathwish replied:

how do you distinguish grey from other colours beyond black and wite?

Distinguishing features of moral beige:

The protagonist is constantly agonising over Hard Choices; however, circumstances always conspire to prevent them from actually having to make those choices, so in practice they're just angsting over stuff they might have done.

The text exhibits a recurring pattern whereby the protagonist seems to to have made a Hard Choice, but new information is reliably revealed shortly thereafter which retroactively establishes that whatever they did was the morally upright course after all.

The protagonist's moral impulses are straightforwardly heroic, except in one specific context which lacks any clear real-world analogue; for example, being prejudiced against telepaths.

The protagonist's actions are consistently reasonable based on the information available to them – they're merely operating on bad information basically all the time due to a bizarre conspiracy and/or a series of increasingly implausible misunderstandings.

The protagonist always ends up doing the right thing (for some fuzzy value of "right"), but, like, they're really grumpy about it.

[vale-gaai]

[sometipsygnostalgic]

Harry Osborne (spider-man 2 game) is a total control freak just like his dad, but i guess you have to be if you ever want to make plans with Peter Parker

[tsalala]

A mountain lion cub feasting on a mountain goat carcass. Photographed by Stay Wild Media.

[ziawouldntwannabeya]

[ven-finn]

i personally WON so fucking HARD OH MY GOD. all 3 of my top fav she-ra ships became canon. h. hold on. hold on. i need a minute

reblogs > likes (but please tag spoilers if necessary !!)

[tigerlily340]

It has been TOO LONG since I've drawn our bois~

Color palette by @color-palettes under the cut.

[gojira007]

Ooh I REALLY like that slick sleek take on Hordak's outfit, the way you tie its flow to the calm controlled look of the pose is great. Wrong Hordak's loose playful posing is likewise delightful, and I LOVE the floral-print shirt, it fits him so perfectly! ^_^

[sometipsygnostalgic]

Holy temperature drop, I was actually freezing when I woke up this morning. Finally.

[sometipsygnostalgic]

i need to watch MAWS so i can meet Kara

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

list of (HIGHLY ETHICAL) USA military jobs where you don’t have to kill anyone:

Public Affairs. Have you ever wanted to make literal government propaganda? Well now you get to.

Emotional Support Animal Handler. The emotional support animal in question is a mutt that one of your Battle Buddies “rescued” from Afghanistan. He named the dog “Kunduz Hospital Airstrike”

Depleted Uranium Munitions Handler

Recruiter Who Specifically Targets Teenagers

Priest Who Tries To Convince Murderers That They Aren’t Going To Hell

Guy who brings Hot Pockets™ to drone operators and fruitlessly discourages them from using the term “Bug Splat”

Guy who keeps the buildings full of munitions from catching on fire. (It’s really really important that those munitions dont explode until they impact an apartment block in the global south)

Guy who stands on the deck of Coast Guard vessels and hollers threats at migrants in the worst Spanish you’ve ever heard

Guy who maintains and repairs multimillion dollar murder machines

Guy Who Trains Guys To Kill Without Hesitation or Remorse

Sex Trafficker (Army)

Sex Trafficker (Navy)

Sex Trafficker (Marines)

[vykodlak]

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

[discount-supervillain]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

adhd is such a humiliating disease to have ones life ruined by

[tippenfunkaport]

Karen Fukuhara posted some pictures on Instagram of her in this amazing dress and I thought to myself, what if Glimmer... but the dress is magic?

[first-worldsaver]

Yep

[niko-baka]

i love hater ralsei. "they never taught him how to 'shut up' in 'college'" that was a great roast honey

[sometipsygnostalgic]

im going to kill meowdoku with a knife. and not in the slow amsr way that their adverts play either. this wont be a recorded assassination