#tipsygnomic

[causticgibber-blog]

@thr33wishes @tipsygnomic @turntechiisms @terezisuggestion I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I'M GOING TO BE STUCK DOING THIS. IF ANY OF YOU DIDN'T MANAGE TO GAIN THE SPINGE CELLS THE REST OF US LACK AND CHOOSE TO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME ON A SOCIAL MEDIA WEBSITE THEN GO AHEAD AND INTRODUCE YOURSELVES.

[ghostlytitanism-blog]

@tipsygnomic | Closed | In Person

Falling asleep is easy. The hard part is figuring out where the hell you are.

You’ve nearly got this down to a method. Or, so you think. But you end up an entire bubble away from Meenah’s, so it’s with a sigh that you push through, and fall into the actually correct bubble.

Meenah’s large Hive looms in the distance, as those of higher caste are apt to do. The looming thing seems to be a universal constant among highbloods - that, and a flair for the dramatic. But you’ll live. It’s not as if this surprises you.

When you can make out the door from the wall in the distance still left before you, you rummage through your sylladex, rearranging items to make sure a pink box is in front and ready to go.

You take a second to breathe, center yourself, and then press forward. You have no idea how well she’s dealing with all of this, so you have to be prepared for anything, and hoping for the best.

[ghostlytitanism-blog]

hello!

Send me “hello” and I’ll answer... | still accepting

If we kissed:

[] This wouldn’t happen.

[] Oh disgusting.

[] Again, again.

[] Kiss you back.

[] Let’s take this to the bedroom.

[] Slap/Push you away.

[x] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

[] Um no.

[] I’m taken-

[] Sure.

[] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

[x] Other: answer depends on a lot of factors.

Can we cuddle?:

[] No.

[] Ew.

[x] Sure.

[x] YES. (yesss platonic snugs!)

Sex?:

[] Let’s do it.

[] No. You can’t handle my d.

[] FUCK YES.

[x] No.

Should you reblog this?:

[] Yes. I want to send you one.

[] Yes.

[x] No. (you already did! :B )

[gamz]

@tipsygnomic started following you

:o) fair meeting again, sister.  pleasure of a sight be a few good balloons of lift on this spirit.

[cruorguardian]

tipsygnomic

 i’ve found love at first sight and it’s with this...

NICKII

[cruorguardian]

KARKAT: LISTEN TO THE ONLY SANE TROLL IN THIS IDIOTSPACE SAFARI. LEAVE THE POOR TROLL ALONE.

the misadventures of karkat vantas ft. @tipsygnomic‘s lovely rendition of damara

[calamitousaquaticus-blog]

rox are you on

[calamitousaquaticus-blog]

'dear girlfriend' you should definitely do that one too me

oh good idea me youre alwways so full a good ideas

dear girlfriend

ok theres no reason wwhy i gotta type this out since i literally got pesterchum open wwith you in it right noww but i think you might be busy or somethin and in any case you might go readin this later like a little fun surprise so im gonna go ahead an do it anywway

im real excited about you comin to my timeline someday as you knoww

im gonna showw you all the places i told you about ovver the past couple years 

the good stuff like the manor i greww up in or the beach thats in wwalkin distance from here or the shipwwreck i hid in that one wwinter

an maybe evven the other stuff that aint as good like the grand highbloods palace an the stage that i both wwatched my dad get executed on an met my death on as wwell

because like i wwas tellin you theres a lotta ups an dowwns to havvin a timeline wwith a lotta beins in it

this place is pretty fucked up

but

knowwin you made me realize howw much good is in it that i took for granted

like little stupid things like ridin bikes or vvisitin gas stations or crossin busy streets an holdin hands an goin out to restaurants

admittedly for a wwhile because a things alwways turnin rotten for me all a these things seem ovverlayed wwith a thick layer a grey an pushed into the background wwhere i cant feel em 

but wwith you im sure evverythin wwill be a advventure

i cant wwait to share all a these experiences wwith you

as my trusted ally

as my long time best friend

my matesprit

and maybe evven my wwife

i lovve you rox

so so much