Ooh, let's see how this turns out; ♥.
Three People I could never live without:
Three? Why’s it gotta be so fuckin’ specific? Whatever, I guess if I had to be pick…
Rodriguez, I can’t live without that snot-nosed little bitch. I don’t know what it is about that squirt that I love so much, maybe she reminds me of… me. She tries so hard unlike my other kids, always wantin’ to be the best - be out in the front lines. Half the times its what nearly gets her fuckin’ killed. Gotta admire that in’er though, so for now I’ll make sure she doesn’t die. To the best’a my ability, anyway.
The seconds gotta be Shep. If it wasn’t for Shepard I wouldn’t be fuckin’ here right now. In fact, I’d probably still be in that jail-cell on Purgatory, gettin’ raped. Tch, and it wasn’t just by those stupid fuckin’ prisoners either, oh no, the fuckin’ guards liked hopin’ in on the action too. Till I fuckin’ killed them all. But this ain’t about that… it’s about Shep.
Seems to always be about ‘em one way or another. Shep turned my fuckin’ life around, ya know? I wouldn’t have my kids, this new me.. wouldn’t be killin’ Cerberus fuckfaces and I wouldn’a met the Normandy crew. Made some weird fucked up friends, ya know? Its… nice. Better not get caught by Alliance again, though, I’ll kick Sheps ass from here to fuckin’ Pragia.
The third? Well that’s my lil badass biotic; Eezo. Now aren’t you a good little varren, mmm? Are you gonna kill some stupid fucks today? Huh? Areyougonnakillstupidfuckerstoday?! Are ya!? Good boy, here have’a bone or some shit. Don’t piss on my floor.
