#tit tysons

[zackbyychocolate]

TIT Tysons…..you just had to be there

[bitchslapblastoids]

I reeeeeeeeeally did not expect seeing the Vegas footage on that stage to impact me so much. Like yes, objectively hilarious that the footage is so lame, but when it finished and dan said “why are you crying? we warned you that it was horrible,” I was like NO BITCH. I’M CRYING BECAUSE LOOK AT YOUR SWEET DIMPLED FACE ON THAT SCREEN. LOOK AT YOU SO YOUNG AND TRYING SO HARD TO KEEP IT ALL TOGETHER. LOOK AT YOU TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH THE TREND BUT IT’S FUNDAMENTALLY NOT YOU, YOU’LL NEVER BE DAILY VLOGGERS AND THAT’S OKAY. Look at you now, in full radical beautiful acceptance of the fact that you are not mainstream, you will not keep up with the trends, you are too based for the GP, you are weird and wonderful and that’s okay because we found you and we’ll keep finding you and 10+ years on you’ll be so much happier for it.

And yeah you filmed yourself getting frappucinos and “mmm” was all phil had to say but guess what?? you’re going to get silly little coffee drinks all over the world with eachother and have silly little mundane reactions and it’ll still be something worth documenting. You’re going to figure it all out and you’re going to survive and 12 years later your audio is still going to be terrible and we’ll give you shit for it every time but we’ll still be here.

Your accents will converge and your eyes will be just as bright but they won’t be as wide or as skittish anymore they’ll have seeeeeeen shit and you’ll have learned how to cope and how to serve. You’ll take your hands out of your pockets and you’ll stop folding in on yourself. You’ll be bouncing around stages and striking poses in bright shiny clothes with bright shiny smiles and bright shiny hair and in love and in love and in love.

So yeah, I cried. Wouldn’t you?

[dpdailyupdate]

Terrible Influence Tysons Night 1 Pre-Show Pictures

11 November 2024

[whiskered]

next tattoo secured 🥹

[pasteldnp]

[opqrstuv04]

Favorite part of TIT Tysons n2 so far is the entire crowd shouting COCK for Dr Phil’s favorite word and Dan desperately trying to cover it, only for whoever’s typing to keep writing it so it ended up being COCK COCK COCK COCK four times 😭

[art-teahobbit]

Terrible influence tour Tysons, Virginia Night 2, photos and merch haul. If you know who made the stickers or bracelet please feel free to tag them! I had so much fun! I’m so glad I got to see them in person!

[anderperries]

tit spoilers below the cut!!

tysons n1 role model or nole model !!

lawyer dan fought to legally ban republicans. he self publishes erotic novels about the washington monument. and he went to jail for being a ho.

we killed real dan. probably cause of the republicans thing.

linguist dr phil’s favorite word is skibidi. he likes to help old ladies squirt. and my memory is failing me on what he has a secret collection of but i’m 90% sure it was a secret collection of yaoi.

we killed dr phil.