Oct 13, 2018
Instead of the stinky, crazy old cat/dog/bird lady, I’m going to be the crazy old plant lady.
Quite frankly, I’m looking forward to it.
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Instead of the stinky, crazy old cat/dog/bird lady, I’m going to be the crazy old plant lady.
Quite frankly, I’m looking forward to it.
I don't understand the fidget spinner. I have it in my hand by why is it a craze? I'm spinning it and trying to understand it, but nothing. I'm bored already.
Trust no bitch. Chase no bitch. Keep no bitch.
I got an unexpected package today with the Wind Waker in it. I never ordered it and now I’m going around asking everyone who I think might’ve ordered it.
No one.
I am scared.
*Going to an ice cream shop in the middle of winter* Clerk: You want ice cream in this weather? Me: *internally* Bitch you're the one selling it, not me. Me: Yes?
*Me in the grocery store* Why is everything red? Christmas is over. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GONNA BE VALENTINE’S DAY?! No one tells me anything! T__T
*Meanwhile has been getting daily notifications of valentine’s day events and specials for the past two weeks*
If I were a judge for Divorce Court 99% of the people coming in I would tell them to divorce; never be together; get your tubes tied/vasectomy. Damn dude.
I realized I just forced my mom into taking a nap like if she was my baby. The consequences of keeping a house clean. Shhhhhh.... she's sleeping. ^○^