#titsmagee

[bloguacmole]

Squish a delicious piece of Summer between your slappy happy hands. This is the for real goodgood. Jaw dislocation affirmative. #worthit

[aretherenogoodurlsavailable]

OMG PSA

titsmagee is definitely a blog you should look at right now 

i am laughing so hard

[rylebot]

Haha I just died

[littlegodcausingarainstorm]

Are you ready? We are.

[simplydevin]

I am yet again contemplating getting a twitter even though I still really don't want one. I also can't decide on what a good user name for it would be. Everyone says I should just make it simplydevin but I don't want everything I do to have that name. I wonder if someone has already taken TitsMagee. That might be a little too full of myself though don't you think? haha. I'm kidding I would never do that but it would be funny. If you have suggestions let me know. 

[schwen]

Never try to clean out your email account. You might find an exorcism.

So, as I have nothing better to do at work I was going through my email account cleaning it out and such. I ended up in my saved stuff from like middle school.

There was this drama project we did in seventh grade. It was a radio show, and I'm not even sure we ever presented it. I do clearly remember recording it though... in the back rooms.

Anyways, I apparently emailed the script to myself. It was a project between Ben Taylor, Warner Brownfield, Liz Walters, Candace Hickerson, and myself. And oh-my-god is it horrible.

It's called the Exorcism of Hope and Faith. The premiss is that Faith has some how been possessed and her friend Hope asks local fruit salesman and priest to preform and exorcism. Here is one of the choice lines:

(When Hope asks Faith since when did she not like going to church... because that is a tell-tale sign...)

F- Since, like, forever. I can't stand all this godly stuff. It's flippin' retarded.

I am so sorry anyone had to ever be around us.... just. Ohmygod.