#tj rambles

[tepid-judas]

that moment you meet the night shift security guard who's taking over your shift and he's fucking adorable and attractive and you're desperately trying to keep your cool in what could be your Ao3 meet-cute moment

and then you have to train him for a few minutes before leaving because they didn't schedule any overlap (which is like ??? dude's literally never been on site before) and you're trying to be professional but you keep fumbling shit because you've been working for 12 hours

by holy fuck his eyes were so pretty and blue and he had a cool tattoo and he's around my age and uuugh how fucking DARE he look like a combination between (my headcanoned) Asher Talbot and Milo Greer

[teletraan-meets-jarvis]

The bad batch crack me up.

Tech: We require a disguise if we are to blend in as average mercenaries

Wrecker: *pulls out pot of paint*

Omega: Genius!

[frostynhii]

so i may have accidentally started something in jschlatt’s twitch chat last night

[gogo-the-king]

Because I am still upset about this little subject I’m gonna talk about what happened during the beginning months of the year because I know it’s gonna bite me in the ass later if I don’t talk about it now. I feel like I was in the right, my words were twisted, I was given no time to explain, then they told a small amount of people and made me think I was the bad person.  I feel like I wasn’t being a bad person, at all.  Clingy? Abso-Fucking-Lutely. A jackass? Maybe. Petty? Also Maybe...(I’m petty as fuck for no reason lmao. Sometimes.)   All in all I feel like I wasn’t the bad guy, I was just manipulated by bad people :/ Welp, not much I can do now :) I’ll just eat MickeyD’s until I get over the feelings.

[takemurassluttymanbun]

Madam Nazar: want to be one of my collectors?

Me: ma'am, I want to be your girlfriend

[dualbladey]

me: no fear

friend: likes a character I kin

me: one fear

[jaybird-with-a-hat]

imagined benefits of having a work office:

status

prestige

close the door to have top secret important meetings

things i actually use my office for:

plants

more plants

close the door to listen to dirty computer on speaker

[tepid-judas]

I used to say the phrase, "Thank you for loving me," a lot to one of my current partners, and their response has always been, "Anytime. All the time." (We still say it. It's just a bit less common now 'cause we refill each other's water bottles as a show of love /lh /srs)

As the (correct me if I'm wrong) first one to write about and post a fic for the Elliott/David ship, I declare this to be something they definitely say.

You can't tell me David isn't the kind of man to be so grateful that he can't believe that this beautifully wonderful dork of a Dreamwalker loves him. And, of course, Eli, being said dork, will always reassure his boyfriend/eventual husband hehe that he will always love him, but he'll say it in his own sweet and adorable and unique way :))))

This pairing makes me ill, y'all (and I know you love it too, @frenchiefitzhere /t)

and here's the aforementioned fic:

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