#tkdb inspector

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Inspector, seeing a green yellow-eyed snake in the grass in Hotarubi: loud, theatrical gasp Haku! I'm so honored you feel safe showing me your true form!

Haku, standing behind her holding both their drinks: I'm going to throw you into the lake.

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Subaru and the Inspector are waiting for Haku and Zenji on a snowy day

Subaru: I can't imagine what's keeping them...

Zenji: We're here! This lout was dragging his feet >:(

Haku: Yeah, sorry about--

Inspector: loudly OMG HAKU I'M SOOO SORRY! grabs Haku in a bear hug

Haku: Uhm, not that I mind the enthusiasm Princess, but what gives?

Inspector: I forgot how sluggish snakes are in the cold T^T

Haku: trying to struggle free GET! OFF!

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Inspector: staring inappropriately hard

Haku: Uh, something on my face?

Inspector: I'm trying to figure out if you're paired with the snake or if you are the snake.

Haku: opening the door OUT.

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Zenji: I'm going to make a kamishibai!

Haku: Oh, you can use scissors now?

Zenji: Don't be silly, you'll be the one building it.

Haku: Oh.

Inspector: Now Zenji, be reasonable.

Haku: Thank y--

Inspector: Snakes can't use scissors either.

Haku: I'm LEAVING >:(~

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Subaru: Haku... The, um, the Inspector....

Haku: What about the Inspector?

Subaru: She has, a, uhm....

Zenji: She's here with a mouse in a box.

The Inspector pops through the doorway

Inspector: Haku I caught you a snack!

Haku, texting Tohma and Alan: aggressive typing COME. GET. YOUR. CHILD.