#skys post

[notyournightsky]

my director just sent her second in command to space send tweet

[poisonpercy]

“average demigod goes on 3 quests a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average demigod goes on 0 quests per year. Percy Jackson, who lives in New York & goes on over 10,000 quests each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[spiderdweeb]

SHE’S STILL WEARING THE NECKLACE PETER GAVE HER! OH MY GOD

[dorky-thor]

I’m literally in the middle of watching the fantastic 4: four steps and I’m just so bored by it y’all. The aesthetic of it all is fun but that’s the only interesting thing it has going on I fear

[notyournightsky]

When a mommy hates a daddy very much, mommy will conspire with daddy’s coworkers to discreetly steal his genetic material during a night of passion between daddy and his two coworkers who hate each other almost as much as they hate daddy, so that mommy can use daddy’s genetic material to create a living bomb that she will detonate to breach a locked tomb that only opens for daddy or a close blood relative, like a living bomb made out of one half of daddy’s stolen dna, that contains the death of daddy and his evil empire, and sometimes mommy will fail because one person in her ill advised polyclue, who is actually two people in one body but only one of them knows this and who are both daddy’s coworkers but not the ones who stole his dna, will push mommy with her living bomb out of an airlock during which she will die and fall down onto a decrepit planet that guards the locked tomb with her still alive and undetonated bomb. And that’s how babies are made!

[notyournightsky]

Season 2 episode 4, a summary

[notyournightsky]

Alastor’s backstory