Alright be honest, how many of you Magnus fans bought the Book of Bill?

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Alright be honest, how many of you Magnus fans bought the Book of Bill?
I want to talk about this au. So let’s begin with the TMA characters that will be around.
Jonathan “Jon” Sims: look it’s the silly eye man our poor little meow meow. Anywho this wet cat of a man just became the pupil of the eye so his powers and connection to the eye are much greater now, I mean so long as he feeds himself properly and he’ll definitely do that, won’t he? No no he won’t, at least not at the beginning, what were you expecting Jon Sims to properly take care of himself? When has he ever done that without being forced too? Any way he still looks mostly human, I mean he has more eyes then most but he tends to keep those closed or hidden, and his eyes are such a bright green that they almost look like they are glowing(they actually are), and if you look at his skin too closely you might notice black lines that almost look like a web of shattered china, but that’s fine. Also small green eye symbol float around him, most can’t see them all the time but they may catch glimpses of them out of the corner of their eyes. Tape recorders still follow him about they feel different now though, less like they’re from someone else and more like they’re from him.he is very much the ceaseless watchers special little boy, and it fucking shows, so much favoritism.
Martin Kartin Blackwood: he is an avatar of the lonely, like he is fully an avatar now. It’s fine everything is fine, he’s just choosing not to think about it for now, that will make it go away. Any way he’s pretty much how he was at the end of season 5 bit less stressed given that he’s not currently going through the apocalypse, but he’s definitely not forcing himself to act small anymore, he is actively choosing to take up space and stop putting up pretenses. He’s here an a new universe with his boyfriend and come he’ll or high water he is going to make the most of it.
Helen: she is alive because I miss her, also I think distortion door shenaniganery would be fun. Any way he just didn’t kill Helen this time that’s all, and given how little of the distortion is human, or really ever was, she got whisked away to somewhere else as well
Monster Pig: he is my baby and he is here if I say he is, I would kill for him so he is alive and well and freed from his concrete tomb. Anyway depending on if I make this au pre or post weirdmageddon his situation is a bit different, either he replaces waddles and is babyfied, or Mable finds him in the woods and befriends him and now he is waddles’ brother. Either way new pig friend for Mable, and my boy is thriving and being lavished with love(and maybe he occasionally just eats whatever problem they are dealing with, because he is a good pig 🐖)
Simon Fairchild: I know that in canon he is left behind but you can’t tell me that this 600 year old sky grandpa was human enough to be left behind, also as a vast aligned person I can’t leave my evil grandpa behind. He is here and he is having a blast just vibing and slowly adopting any vast avatars that show up to rebuild his family.
If y’all have any other characters I can add and good reasons for them to be able to show up, I will maybe add them
Next up will be some stuff about the gravity falls side of things and a definitive decision on weather or not this is set pre or post weirdmageddon
Hear me out, there is absolutely a Bill Cipher to Elias Bouchard pipeline
Why does some of the "canon Bill Cipher" fanart remind me of Bonzo 😭
Hello, I have returned with more info for this au.
Two things, first:
Fear Alignments for the Gravity Falls characters.
This doesn’t mean that they are avatars, not yet anyway, so here’s what’s going on, I will do 3 or 4 fears each. And I hear you, “three or four fears? How are they going to be aligned with three or four fears?” And calm down, I’m not just saying that they would serve these three fears, it’s more like zodiac signs you feel me, like having a sun sign and a moon sign. So here is how it’s gonna be, what they would serve, the entity that kinda has an inexplicable hold on them(think a secondary or tertiary entity that kinda shows up in their actions), and what haunts them, here as an example.
Jon Sims: the eye, the eye, the web
Honestly bad choice on examples on my part let’s try doing myself:
Mossy: the vast, the stranger/flesh(apparently I give off that’s not a human vibes sometimes and it really just makes people think that I’m gonna kill or eat them), the lonely
So that’s what we’re doing for everyone, so let the fun begin.
Dipper Pines: The Eye, The Hunt(he fucking caught the gremoblin I feel like he actively Hunts Knowledge), The Dark or The Stranger
Mable Pines: The Spiral, The Eye or The Desolation(Maybe both), The Lonely(Come on you remember what started weirdmageddon)
Stan Pines: The Desolation, The Web(Con artist and he's good at it), The Desolation(Ironic that that which he would serve would burn him just as much as warm him) and The Lonely
Soos Ramirez: The Buried(I don't know why but this just feels right feel free to correct me), The Eye(he just knows more than he lets on and that feels very eye to me), The Stanger or The Corruption(Giffany for both)
Wendy Corduroy: The Hunt, The Slaughter or The Desolation, The Web(She would fall to it once and then be so paranoid about it that she would get trapped further, and then at the end if/when she figures it out she would burn it down around her)
Gideon Gleeful: The Web, The Eye(The Pins), The Eye(as much as he uses hidden knowledge to his advantage he also completely crumbles under his own secrets being revealed) and The Corruption(Remember the termite incident)
Ford Pines: The Eye, The Vast, The Web(These all feel pretty self-explanatory)
And that's all I have for now I will do more of them but I will wholeheartedly accept suggestions
Now on to the second thing, I can't decide wether or not I should do this before or after Weirdmageddon. So I will leave that up to y'all.
What should it be?
Before Weirdmageddon
After Weirdmageddon