#tma joke

[beanzdabean]

cannibalism talk \/

fr tho, i don't get whats so bad abt cannibalism. Like literally theres no difference. Its like claiming that ur a horrible monster if u eat turkey but lamb is fine. I mean i understand the fact that murder is horrible and the idea of killing and eating someone is disgusting. I completely agree its horrible! But if we eliminate the hole murder thing and just think about a corpse......i mean a human corpse is no different to a pigs or a horse or a bear...just meat. If your ok with eating animals than you should be fine with eating humans. Meat is meat.

"if i kill and eat a guy its between me and him, not me and the state!" -the neighbor of some dude on reddit.

As a person who steals kidneys, whats ur take on this? 👁👄👁🎤 @kidneystealer101

[ethereal-w0lf]

Honestly the fact Jon isn’t scared of Elias is astounding because Jons personality is like 90% fear an parinoa and 10% Spite

[crow-in-space]

two vast avatars in a fistfight, call that skybox

[jimmy-magnet]

[ciroisoeso]

Some of @onnastik’s ‘Entites as reasons I shouldn’t just hit you in the face’:

I’m the last of my species

The scheduled walloping time isn’t for another half hour

My face is filled with boiling hot water that will shoot out everywhere if you hit me

if you’re punching me, then who’s flying this plane?

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“I need ink to live (but I’ll settle for food)” links in bio.

Requests and commissions are both open.

[beanzdabean]

found what i wrote to myself last night...

Kinda wanna make something silly >:3

[beanzdabean]

listening to mag 166 for the first time, and learning abt sam the depressed worm

[beanzdabean]

one thing that saddens me greatly, is when people draw their martin looking obviously malnourished :( . Like, the cutie patootie boi guide book obviously states that he must consume at least 12 biscuits and 8 cups of tea with 4 sugars in each, a day. And this will not only bring him joy but it will also make him good for cuddling and give the best possible boyfriend experience to jon. So please take better care of ur martin blackwood, this is animal cruelty and i wont stand for this abuse >:[

/dw this is a joke u can interpret characters how ever u want <3