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[jacesfray]

Jace: I’ll go check it out-

Alec: No.

Jace: But I’ll be fine.

Alec: But I’m oLdER.

[nakxul]

Simon - you dont break someone's heart, they only have 1.

Simon - you break their bones, they have a lot of them.

Jace - go to sleep dumbo, its 3 am *throws a pillow at him*

[jacesfray]

Jace: I’m going to-

Alec: No.

Jace: It’s fine, I’ll just-

Alec: Nuh-uh.

Jace: I-

Alec: *Shakes his head frantically*

[jacesfray]

Magnus: Where’s Simone?

Simon: Simon!

Magnus: Who’s that?

[nakxul]

Clary - what are you doing?

Jace, standing on the chair - It's my house, I can stand wherever I want

Clary -

Jace -

Clary - where's the duck?

Jace - under the table

[nakxul]

Waiter - So what would you like to order?

Simon - A milkshake with two straws

Isabelle - Aww That's so-

Simon, putting both straws in his mouth - watch how fucking fast I can drink this!

[jacesfray]

Magnus: You look so handsome, Alexander.

Alec: I love you, Magnus.

Jace: Awe you guysss

Magnus: Wut

[jacesfray]

Someone: Who’s your crush?

Me: Jace Herondale.

Someone: OTHER then Jace Herondale.

Me, an intellectual: Jace Lightwood.

Someone: Who’s that?

Me: Jace Herondale.