I hate ovulating it makes me so wet and slippery I actually understand that omegaverse slick shit because that's me for days at a time
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I hate ovulating it makes me so wet and slippery I actually understand that omegaverse slick shit because that's me for days at a time
Unsure of the protocol for when someone finishes inside and there's nowhere for it to go so i'm like... just kind of sitting on the toilet hoping it leaves? Idk. It was a great dick appointment tho
Also i tried new eye makeup and it slayed. It was a take on 'reverse cat eyeliner' or whatever but i made it look a lil deader and more slay
No batwing liner for tonight babes, we're experimenting
the plight of the large breast pre-menses is that i feel like i either need to get fucking milked or that someone has to hold them for me, it just hurts so much _ノ乙(、ン、)_
i finally got my kiss teehee i am the world's most patientestestest girl and everybody loves me and i have a wonderful gf now
so did yall kiss over the weekend??
NOOOOOOOOOOO
but we did get closer and cuddle and all that good stuff and i saw her again yesterday and it was nice and i feel like a shaky little lamb despite my big age-
she is lowkey leaving it up to me how fast we move and aaa i wanna kiss her so bad but i don't want it to be in some cold stinky club but atp i'd take anything i think (and i probably should)
Ugh I am ovulating... Could not stop thinking about Mac and fingerfucking all day at work someone put me out of my misery
Omw to a queer live podcast thing and there is this absolutely gorgeous fat femme woman in the metro seater next to me... Who is here with her boyfriend 😒
Me, seeing any mention of gynecologist!character on my dash: Shit I still need my yearly pap 🫠