so how long nipples

35. legit just whatever. she/they.

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[burins]

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

[fishmechs]

[umi-no-otoko]

Gotta go bail my daughter out of jail better dress like a complete thot

[universeleads]

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

[universeleads]

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

[overwhelmedfernfrond]

I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”

So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid

[smol-sunnie]

Finally got an ingrown hair next to my vag out

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

look at this absolutely FANTASTIC saltwater version of my eels. god. what a man. perfection exists and its name is diademichthys lineatus

[princesstokyomoon]

[duchessnibenhu-ofpyromania]

is that, a little mouth right on the end?

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

take a closer look at that snout!

(yes yes it is)

[perplexingly]

Look at me, making jokes other people already made 10 years ago

[leresq]

"gee I wonder how I will transfer this information reliably across long distances"

the trustworthy telecommunications dish:

[akmu]

the antagonists™

[oplastuff]

I cant get over the idea of Crocodile blinging up his Den Den Mushi lmao

[maxchumbert]

[machabre]

reblog away while it's fixed!

[sniperisland]

what do i have to do to get everyone on my old woman yuri vision

[seek-the-night]

i vant to suck ur blood lol

[menedraw]

An idea that I had a while ago

[crunchwrapcasserole]

Just saw Iron Lung and my brain is still a jumbled mess of thoughts but one of the things I loved the most about it was the little cameos/Easter eggs of how Mark actually plays video games. How he says that he'd never read the instruction manual for the ship when he's notorious for skipping tutorials, typing in random shit for the computer password cuz he always brute forces his way thru puzzles, things like that. I'm thrilled to see how far he's come with his dream and it was nice to see a little bit of truly him throughout it.

[garmmy]

borbs