#to sprout

[maraudersapologies]

From James, To Professor Sprout (22/09/1972)

Requested by: https://cracklingpumpkinpasties.tumblr.com/

[the-system-mailbox]

Dear Shelly, Astro, Vee, Sprout, and Bobette

Hey. Um. It’s me.

Listen, man, I’ll cut to the chase. I wasn’t a good person. I’ve done a lot of harm. Our source is ambiguous on what happened, but I remember. I won’t really go into it; if any other fictives of you guys are reading this, I’m apologizing to them too, and I don’t really want to alienate them.

the facts are this. I wasn’t thinking straight. I was scared. I was desperate. We all were.

Nothing can “undo” the harm I’ve done. What happened’s happened. Even if I did save the twisteds, I still caused them to twist in the first place. I still made them suffer. I still made you suffer. You were still roped into it. It’s all my fault.

I’m not the star of the show anymore. I hope you guys are doing okay without me; I hope you’re still trying to save the twisteds, even without me forcing you to.

I’m sorry. You don’t have to forgive me.

I miss you.

—- Dandy

(p.s. could you please save this letter for when bobette is awake? you can still read it, but at least let her read it too.)

(source is dandy’s world)

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[waskuyecaozu]

i feel so bad putting up an owl scarecrow in my field bc i love the birds but i created a problem that this is the unfortunate solution for. those dastardly crows (included in the birds i love) ate the peanuts i left out for them and the blue jays every morning for months before i started farming, but they mistakenly thought ALL the seeds out there were for them so they dug up my corn :/ thusly they cannot stay. but every day when i go on my evening walk the murder still flies in and they scratch the shit out of the owl. i always find it with new gashes and its head spun around backwards just as they're flying away when i get home. but round 2 of my corn is all sprouted and growing strong. now it's time for da beans 😈