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the first 0.25 seconds of every dan and phil video ever

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thought it would be nice to have hudson's interview natively on tumblr, thank you hudsonwupdates for recording it!

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Pacific Rim Dashboard Simulator

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i don't know about this "let's build a wall" thing like. where's the sexiness? the vibes? what's the point of war if we don't even have hot people in big fuckass robots anymore

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there are so many legitimate, important reasons to protest the wall of life, but whatever it takes i guess. sure. it's not fuckable enough

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happy kaiju blue monday!!

#happy kaiju blue monday

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🦅 ppdc-confessions

Anonymous asked:

I'm a janitor at the HK shatterdome and certain two german scientists should either fuck or finally kill each other at this point, I don't care. They're always in the lab no matter the time of day so I can't avoid them and so they try to get me (the janitor) to choose sides in their domestics!! I refuse to step in that lab again and involve myself in whatever the fuck they've got going on. They'll just have to clean that shit themselves

#this is the third confession about these scientists this week are you guys okay

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🍱 scissure

are we forgetting that PPDC is literally military like you people are not immune to propaganda

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You are right. The kaiju are here to bring us to justice, there's no sense in fighting them. If you also feel like this, you can find out more on my blog ❤

🍱 scissure

SILENCE, CULTIST

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what if we kissed in the drift 🥺👉👈 and we were both girls 😳

#ok but for real what do you mean i have to go get into the MILITARY to become a JAEGER PILOT if i want to find my SOULMATE this is so fucked up #release the tech #for the gays

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certain breed of pathetic beast

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puffy just released over 300 photos from the smp and is planning on releasing even more!

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Seletti Plates x9 Porcelain, 27cm diameter £38 Per Plate, Eclectic BRAND NEW ebay simoncharlesdesigns2022

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i didn't see anyone post the full pages yet so here you go!

from the graphic novel's amazon page

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LUCA HAAS FICS

Thought I'd compile some Luca Haas-centric fics, since fics focusing on a side character are kind of hard to find on ao3 (authors, i will love you forever if you use POV or centric tags. mwah). Putting longer descriptions under the read more, to not make this too long <3 This is most likely a part one!

ilyuca81 (otherwise known as lucarozanov) by Anonymous | T | 8.6k | oneshot | socmed/chatfic

but look at the trees, and look at my face by sargeantwoof | T | 6.6k | oneshot | character study

Team Players by fatowlsdotjpeg | M | 40k | multichapter wip | luca/oc

it's a mirror by corsi | T | 9k | oneshot | luca/oc

and three's a crowd by gurlsrool | M | 10k | part of a series | socmed/chatfic

On weekends I am other people by rijstkokerwritings | G | 8.4k | oneshot | luca/oc

Haasy by MountainsoutofAnTehills | G | 3k | oneshot

you're gonna go far, we'll all be here by writinginasnowglobe | M | 3k | oneshot | chatfic

+ not luca-centric but all of the rookies: Baby Centaurs by WriteSmart | T | 11k | oneshot

ilyuca81 (otherwise known as lucarozanov) by Anonymous | T | 8.6k | oneshot | socmed/chatfic

lucarozanov if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him. Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

so funny. luca haas having a tumblr phase is canon to me

but look at the trees, and look at my face by sargeantwoof | T | 6.6k | oneshot | character study

He is grateful, so grateful to be on this team. They are loving and wonderful, and they don't mind that his mother calls after nearly every game, or that his father sends what feels like bushels of chocolate and treats to the office, always addressed to Luca Haas and his friends, as if he is somehow a star and not just a rookie. “Is it always like this?” he asks once, his tongue unstuck from his teeth, his eyes shining as he glances up at Roz, soaking in the celebratory mood after a hard-fought win. “No,” Rozanov says, smiling at him. His stomach flips and churns, dazzled by the glittering weight of his attention. “This is special, Haasy. A team powered by love and good hockey.” OR: Luca Haas and love, in the years leading up to the Ottawa Centaurs Stanley Cup run.

family as family! team as family! if a warm hug was a fic!

Team Players by fatowlsdotjpeg | M | 40k | multichapter wip | luca/oc

Luca Haas, in his second year with the Ottawa Centaurs, hits his stride. His game is great, his team is even better. Sure, he has one friend outside of hockey, but that's fine. And it's two friends if you count his cat. He has settled into life in a way he would have never thought possible. And then, lightening strikes. Of course, when that happens, his team takes it upon themselves to interfere. And between a roster of hockey players, an evil lesbian, and a badly behaved cat, Luca might find out just how much better things can get, even when they feel like they're already great. That is, if he survives the embarrassment of it all.

love all the ocs here!!

it's a mirror by corsi | T | 9k | oneshot | luca/oc

"We have to get the rookies together," Ilya announces without preamble. "Jesus," Shane mutters. Talk about subtle. "Have you ever left anything alone for once in your life?" He grins. "No. Is how I got you!" Or: There's a new rookie in town. Luca Haas is handling this just fine.

VERY cute. the mix with some social media snapshots is great

and three's a crowd by gurlsrool | M | 10k | part of a series | socmed/chatfic

Luca: Everyone should be celebrating right now, not worrying about me. I’m so sorry Ilya: You're giving us more to celebrate! What is the point of us all coming out if you can’t bottom for two hot men? Luca: I’m not sure how to answer that In which Luca's Stanley Cup celebrations go viral thanks to TMZ and some poorly framed photos. Luckily (and at times mortifyingly), he has all the queer NHL stars who came before him in his corner.

you should read the whole series if you're into chatfics!

On weekends I am other people by rijstkokerwritings | G | 8.4k | oneshot | luca/oc

Luca Haas sometimes feels like he doesn't fully own his body. A Luca POV introspective where he goes to a Pride party by himself, has a lot of feelings about erotic male dancers, meets some familiar and unfamiliar faces, and then meets the people underneath those faces. (With bonus cameos for Ilya and Shane!)

so very cute

Haasy by MountainsoutofAnTehills | G | 3k | oneshot

Luca Haas knows exactly how lucky he is to be living the life he’s living. And everything he has done his whole life has led him here. So naturally, he has no regrets. Except maybe one… He should have said something the first time Zane Boodram called him Haasy. He’s never going to live this down, is he?

love a fic that integrates language shenanigans into them

you're gonna go far, we'll all be here by writinginasnowglobe | M | 3k | oneshot | chatfic

Ilya: everyone welcome luca haas new rookie 🫨 Ilya: i gave him all your numbers do not introduce yourself Ilya: i do not need phone buzzing i am busy Or, a look at Luca Haas's life—and consequently, Shane and Ilya's—through his texts over the years.

another one for the luca haas hollanov tumblr fanon!

Baby Centaurs by WriteSmart | T | 11k | oneshot

To be clear, Ilya is grateful the rookies aren’t growing up the way he did in the NHL. Ilya took the hazing to the chin – humiliation rituals, beat downs, grueling practices to prove he could “hang” with the big guns on the team. That being said, there’s still some part of Ilya that balks at the request by the gaggle of rookies to watch The Iron Giant, a veritable children’s movie at the team’s latest movie night. OR: Five times Shane and Ilya were the support system for the Centaur rookies they dreamed of having when they were younger.

it's about all the rookies but it's a cute af fic so