Reader who’s got a service kink and is sorta with the crew but also just kinda the glory hole for the tobi roppo(also maybe king?) Idk I don’t even care if you write the headcannons you have for the reader but doth one see the vision?
I see it! I also like being called ‘one’ lol. It makes me feel a little like a cosmic horror.
I read that fic from sasaki’s pov about him joining the beast pirates (I’ll link it in the notes) and it made it seem like every member of the tobi roppo gets their own assistant/s and I like that. So im going to put reader as a floater, filling in for those ones on their off days.
Who’s Who
You know that gif of the bulldog from tom and jerry with jerry in his fist like rubbing him with his thumb whilst he thought. That’s kind of your relationship with Who’s Who. He doesn’t demand a lot of you in the chores department, because his regular does a pretty good job keeping things clean, you do have to vacuum the whole cafe though on account of the fur.
He also bitches to you. He expects you to hang out with his kitty gang. Might make you wear kitty ears also.
He has no propriety about you having a job to do. You are in his lap! His hand is on your waist. He looms over you as you tidy up. He barely asks before his hands are under your clothes.
Sex with Who’s Who is harrowing. He’ll prep you if he feels like it. He will touch you if he remembers to but honestly I think he revels in the idea of fucking someone who’s just working for him, bc he doesn’t think he has to work for it.
Cockwarming maybe… just carrying you around impaled on his cock as he does random shit. That is to say you are being jostled around and you’re not even edging it’s just being uncomfortably horny and stretched out.
He makes it up to you though. As objectifying as he is he won’t put you through hours of that without making you cum at least twice, it’s a matter of pride!
His hair… you should yank it as hard as you can. This isn’t even related to the rest of this post it’s just advice
Sasaki
Ooh, what does Sasaki need help with? Hm. Regular stuff ig, laundry, mopping. I think he picks up his own mess for the most part, but he might have a minibar it’s your job to stock.
He doesn’t mind you hanging out in his room, he likes your company.
He’ll ask you to taste the sake he brewed this season, and that won’t be where he propositions you, but if a drop splashes on your chest he might swipe it up with his finger and stick it in his mouth, commenting on how good your skin makes it taste.
The next time you see him he might put his arm around you, keeping you close to him, or watching you go about your chores. He’ll ask you for dinner. He wants to see you eat; he wants to be skin-to-skin with you.
He propositions you mostly-drunk, very sincerely. He’s so excited when you say yes.
Oh oh ouh he eats you out. The first time that’s like all he does. Maybe he gets to the point where he grinds on you to make himself cum.
When he does it (mostly) sober he’s much better. He makes you cum at least once before trying to finger you because his fingers are unbelievably thick and you need the prep time. His mouth is on the back of your neck and his nose is in your hair and he’s so happy. He wants you to be happy too :)
He would want you to sleep in his bed, but he’ll only be a little sad if you say no. His big huge hand on your belly all night feels nice. He purrs.
Black Maria
She might have garments that need to be steamed/specially cleaned/mended if anything falls out of place. It’s a brutal learning curve bc she’s not afraid to disappear people who don’t meet her standards, but if you make it through you get the pleasure of hanging up her 50 lb kimono layers in her closet.
Something I think she confides in you is that she loves getting her hair played with. She might sit by a shelf that you perch on and go through her hair with a pretty comb, and when she gets to know you you can sit on her pillow as she lays down and massage her scalp.
At the end of the day, once she likes you, she’ll lay you on her chest and rub your back, as if you were a little animal. If you ask her nicely, and tell her you love her, she might spread your legs and let you frot against her fingers.
Because it’s her profession I think she isn’t that interested in sex with you. It’s possible there’s a day where she’s particularly horny and she sets you down between her legs, to suffocate under her silk as you suck her giant clit, but it’s unlikely. If it happens though she will repay you, maybe not in kind.
Ulti
Friend wisely brought up she needs someone to keep all her plushes tidy, and maybe she trusts you in particular to clean and arrange them.
One of her hobbies is making accessories, and she’s always acquiring trinkets to make into other trinkets so you need to keep that tidy.
You might have trouble at the beginning, because Ulti is an “a place for everything and everything has its place” kind of person so if you put things in the wrong place according to her, you will hear about it, but she’s also fundamentally social, so she wants to be friends with you—whatever friends means to her.
The way I interpret Ulti, she’s not tremendously sexual. You notice she’s the only one without toys, at least toys that you can find (she might be a plushophile, I realized in real time I like that a lot for her.) If she learns you’re sleeping with the others, she might confide in you, at least after teasing you a bit. She’s complicated.
If somehow you managed to bed her, it would go like this: she declares she’s horny, if you ask to help her out, she wrestles you down on her mattress and rides your face until she comes. She does not reciprocate, because she didn’t ask if you’re horny.
Page One
This is assuming Page One and Ulti have different living spaces, which I really don’t think they do, but yeag. He likes his little things too, but they’re kept in a lacquer box and not displayed. He has a few bones on display though that need to be dusted, plenty of surfaces too.
He doesn’t always leave his room to eat meals so he’s got a bowl of snacks and maybe a mini fridge that need to be restocked: if you’re going to his room, you should be bringing snacks. You might find yourself bringing dirty plates and cups down to the kitchen too.
One extra thing he might ask you to do is touch up the shaved part of his hair. If you mess it up, he won’t really care bc it grows fast, but Ulti will be upset with you and uninvite you to her tea party.
Page One would not pursue you physically until he learned from Who’s Who or Sasaki that they fucked you first. He is so awkward bringing it up but you’re happy to help him and he’s pleased about it.
He’s so inexperienced. When you take his shirt off you’ve totally lost him.
The time after that, you each take off your own clothes. He wants your mouth between his legs, in exactly that awkward wording, and that’s what he gets. He kind of loses it afterwards, getting existential and eventually kicking you out, but you get sweets and flowers from the mainland in apology.
He wants to serve you too. You can guide his head or his hand between your legs and tell him exactly what you like and he’ll do his best. Feel good that you’re one of the few who gets to see his hands too, because he usually has his gloves on.
If you like a boy on your lap. He is so good for that. He doesn’t necessarily love it but he likes it. He’s eager. He’s hairy between his legs pls understand this
Does he want to have dinosaur sex? Yes. You will have to be the one to bring it up though. He asks are you sure, just once, but then you are getting plowed by a pinkish-purple prehensile cock, face in the mattress, oughhgjgg. page one is not that good at sex but the dinosaur is, it thinks you have eggs that need fertilizing.
Page One does half-decent aftercare for you. He cleans you up and shares his snacks :)
X Drake
He’s the only one whose bed you don’t have to make. Drake loves tidiness, he is a cleaner to relax and furthermore doesn’t like other people in his space so he makes your job a thirty minute affair at most.
Sometimes his regular attendant will push off cleaning his clothes onto you, because it is a meticulous affair to clean leather, but you’re happy to do it, especially to add the skill to your repertoire.
Drake picks up on your affinity for learning and keeping busy, so he sets out books from his collection for you to (take to your OWN quarters and) read.
He’s not impossible to befriend, of course not, but you need to run into each other a lot of times and hang out. Woo him with what you learn from his books. He will let you talk about your likes too because he is polite and also likes learning things.
I think he’s horrified when he learns the others have been having sex with you. You are an EMPLOYEE. He wants to give the others a piece of his mind, but you can stop him by honestly saying you like it and treat it as an extension of your duties.
It breaks his brain a little bit. You ask right away if he wants to take you for a spin too, but it’s probably a month before he takes you up on it.
Drake holds you in his lap and slowly, romantically undresses you. He wants to treat you like a person, and he tells you that. It’s comfortable between his arms, against his chest, even if he’s taking it slow like he’s considering every move in his head.
Kissing him is nice, I know he smells good and clean. Put your hands on his jaw and your fingers in his sideburns. Fun and whimsical.
The actual sex isn’t super special, but he wants it to be good for you so bad. He’ll go dino mode for you. Again the dinos are better at sex than some of the humans.
He’s so shy about asking but he wants you to lie with him after too. Plenty of cuddles and Drake wanting to keep you safe.
