#todd!

[dsmsix]

[rad-roche]

guys the ghoul being a cowboy larper who has been completely consumed by his old-timey job slash bit could be lethal for me. you've seen what happened. you've SEEN what happened. you KNOW HOW I GET about DESICCATED MEN IN HATS

[robcosposts]

Man I need to go to the bathroom-

What the fuck

Oh, pr guy guy we started renting out that bathroom to make some more money. You can still go in there if you want.

[dollnightfall]

𝙽𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.

[thorniest-rose]

What’s Todd the manager’s relationship with Eddie like? What do they think of each other and what is Richie’s thoughts on that?

TODD. I love questions about Todd thank you!!

Todd would run a gamut of emotions when it comes to Eddie.

1. Astounded that Richie can hold down a grown-up relationship with anyone without them killing him for how much of a slob / emotional mess he is.

2. Impressed that he managed to get such a hot guy, like “holy shit, is it because the rumours are true and your dick is massive, tozier?? Or is he actually an escort and you’re paying him? AS YOUR MANAGER I NEED TO KNOW.”

3. Amused because now he knows why every person Richie had a relationship with looked like Eddie in some way: dark hair, freckles, dimples, etc

Todd also thinks Eddie is pretty cute despite being 99% hetero. And he likes play flirting with Eddie to rile Richie up. While Eddie thinks Todd is sleek and suave and kinda can’t believe he’s stuck with Richie for years through all the drugs / lying / scandals / embarrassment / Richie being arrested for possession / crashing his car / getting into fights / running away from rehab etc.

Richie thinks it’s kinda weird that Todd and Eddie get on really well but doesn’t think about it until one day Eddie’s like, “I’m meeting Todd for coffee downtown,” and Richie’s like, “wtf? NO!” and Eddie’s like, “you’re being ridiculous, Richie!” while Todd is just cackling in the background somewhere probably. 

[alagaisia]

This is my Todd costume. My neck is turning slightly blue from the dye, but overall I consider it a success.

[babyprime]

so yall are telling me!!!!!!! strong!!!!!! doesnt got a monster dong!!!!!!!!!!!!!