#toe hhbf

[babyteethbrianjones]

i have come to make an announcement

OBSCURA BIOTECH ARE BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKERS. THEY BRAINWASHED MY FUCKING TOE. THAT'S RIGHT. THEY TOOK THEIR SCI-FI FUCKING MIND CONTROL CHIP OUT AND BRAINWASHED MY FUCKING TOE, AND THEY SAID IT WAS "for reasearch" AND I SAID "THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!" SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM

[friedguy19]

@ask-toe-hhbf How are your shifts going??????? 😄

[babyteethbrianjones]

my favorite coworkers ever 💗

finally done!!!! i love them sm it heals me whenever i draw them…

@differentsublimephantom hope u enjoy!!!!

[babyteethbrianjones]

@differentsublimephantom couldn’t resist drawing this after their last interaction 😭😭

[babyteethbrianjones]

things my friend said while we played hhbf together

(trying to get me to move faster) “toe’s cake can catch up with you.”

(mimicking me) “dear scythe dev team, do you mind if i marry toe?”

them: “could he even sign the marriage documents?” me: “absolutely.”

“i want to throw myself on the stove and watch myself cook like the rotisserie chicken at costco.”

“which is more gay? being gay or having your burger burned at happy’s humble burger farm?”

“two headcanons: toe paints his nails red, two: toe is a homophobic homosexual.” (i agree with the first one but the second one 😭)

“i feel like toe would wear crocs.” (i agree)

“you left your babygirl husband to go CLUBBING of course he’s mad at you!!!”

[babyteethbrianjones]

e-19 and toe requested by @differentsublimephantom :D

and yes, his spray bottle is now officially named eric. :)

here’s a playlist i made for him!!!!

[babyteethbrianjones]

@differentsublimephantom what do u think toe’s fav pokemon would be?? :)

[babyteethbrianjones]

i just unlocked toe's room in hhbf.

what the fuck. what did they do to you my poor sweet australian man. obscura you'll be hearing from my lawyer.