#tog crackpost

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Rhysand, Aelin Galathynius, Bryce Quinlan, Nesta Archeron, Fenrys Moonbeam, Vesta Blackbeak, Xaden Riorson, Cat Cordella, Cassian Archeron, Dorian Havilliard:

To everyone who has treated me poorly, I am hotter than you.

[captain-grammar]

blorbocore  bookercore

[acourtofquestions]

Rowan: Is something burning?

Aelin, leaning “seductively” on the counter: Just my desire for you.

Rowan, leans in and “seductively whispers”: Fireheart,

Aelin: Mmm, yess?

Rowan, uses angle to peek over her shoulder that was blocking his view: I can see Fenrys literally running with the extinguisher.

Aelin *calling over her shoulder*: Dammit Fenrys! We were supposed to be discreet, now he’ll never let us cook again!!

Rowan *shouting like a scolding mother-hen*: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO LET HER COOK?!

Aedion *literally smoking*: You try saying “no” to her when she has Lysandra literally do the puppy dog eyes!

Rowan: Lys, you’re supposed to be the voice of reason!

Lysandra: One, I never agreed to that. And two, she said she’d made it before!.. sounded reasonable to me.

Rowan: Yes, she has AND—

Aelin: —It was delicious!

Lysandra: This is just making me want cake more…

Rowan: —she nearly killed me!

Aedion *pauses*: What?

Aelin: He was LIGHTLY poisoned!

Elide: Pretty sure there’s no such thing as “lightly” poisoned.

Aelin: THEN CALL YRENE for GODS SAKE

Fenrys: *cackling like a hyena & coughing*

Aelin: Ya know what why don’t you just add the royal guard while you’re at it? SINCE EVERYONE JUST WANTS TO ATTACK ME OVER THIS!

Rowan: Yes, actually, please do; I’m pretty sure Chaol can attest to the “no letting Aelin in the kitchen rule”!

[acourtofquestions]

What’s Queen Aelin’s favorite form of storage?

a TERRAbyte

… cause she’s the Queen of Terrasen … get it? just me?? iv’e lost my mind & need to sleep??? koa has killed all my brain cells???? dad jokes aren’t what my therapist meant by “re-parent yourself”?!? okay… well… 😅😂🤦‍♀️

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the old guard + troubled birds