#cc incorrect quotes

[acourtofquestions]

Rhysand, Aelin Galathynius, Bryce Quinlan, Nesta Archeron, Fenrys Moonbeam, Vesta Blackbeak, Xaden Riorson, Cat Cordella, Cassian Archeron, Dorian Havilliard:

To everyone who has treated me poorly, I am hotter than you.

[the-chains-cafe]

Groose: Hey Rav!

Ravio: yea?

Groose: did you know that when a short person waves at you

Groose: it’s called a microwave?

*insert drawing of 168cm Ravio glaring at 193cm groose*

[marce-mallow]

David: Thank you for taking time out of your busy day to meet me here.

Max: I didn’t make time for shit, you dragged me here…

[strawberry-sticky-autism]

ALL HAIL THE PUPPET WITH THE SACRED BRAIN CELL!

Huxley (to Geno): I swear you are the only one of us with a brain cell. The Rest of the Puppet Gang: ALL HAIL THE KEEPER OF THE SACRED BRAIN CELL! Huxley: What the- Geno: (smirks proudly)

[incorrect-camp-camp-quotes]

Max: Hey David, did you know “thot” means “thoughtful person?”

David: Really? I didn’t know that!

[later]

David: Thanks so much for helping me, Gwen! You’re such a thot.

Gwen, choking: I’m a WHAT?!

[marisblanket]

Max: David, give me your credit card or I’ll steal your phone.

David: You already stole my phone.

Max, holding it: Oh yeah I did. Thanks for reminding me.

[pizzaboat]

Max: Option 4, kill Daniel. Why skip an option?

Gwen: The whole life in prison thing, shit head!

David, inhales shakily: I realise you've had sketchy parental role models, okay?

David: But as your newly appointed guardian can we agree that offing people is not cool? Can we get on the same page as that?

Max, rolls his eyes: Yeah.

[campcampfanfan]

Gwen: I mean, smaller creatures are way more vicious. It's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

David: That's ridiculous, give me one example.

Preston: Spiders

Neil: Wasps

Nerris: Terriers

Nikki: Max