#toki quotes

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Me: *reads a Disco Elysium post to my wife* Wife: So, I don't know anything about Disco Elysium- Me, who only knows Disco Elysium secondhand through tumblr: RPG where voices in your head give you a bunch of perspectives on what's going on Wife: That's just Slay the Princess! Me, who also only know Slay the Princess secondhand through my wife: Disco Elysium is Slay the Princess for communists ...And gay men Wife: Psh, the Venn Diagram is a circle Me: That seems to be the case going by Disco Elysium, yes

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Me, seeing Black Phone 1: He's called "The Grabber???" That's a stupid name *later* Oh god, oh fuck...get outta there, kid, he's gonna The Grab you!!!

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Roku: *advertises Neverending Story* Me: Neverending Story?! That's still goin'??

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Wife: Oh hey, there's a Nendroid of Tsuna Third: He looks like a bottom Wife: Oh, he's such a bottom He has to get killed first to become a top Third: What? Me: Yeah, his power is getting shot and feeling bad about it

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Me, looking over my bank statements and seeing that everything is as it should be: Ah, just like the best-named Yugioh card Perfectly Accurate Great Math

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Wife: Aw man, I wanted to watch Little Shop of Horrors during the eclipse and I forgot... Me: Do it now The total eclipse of the sun was about a week ago Wife: *0*

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Wife: Groundhog's Day is probably a huge economic boon for Punxsutawney Me: That and Bill Murray ...What was the movie called again? Wife: I don't know Hedgehog something? Me: Funny enough, in the original German tradition, it actually was a hedgehog! Wife: ...I can't say shit without you "well-actuallying" me! (Affectionate) Me: 😥 Wife: I SAID "(AFFECTIONATE)"!