as i sit here waiting for tony hawk’s pro skater to download allow me a crack headcanon about modern!tom who tried skateboarding once, failed, but proceeded to act like he could actually skateboard. when asked to show off his skills, he put the board down, sat on it, and then rode down a hill where he fell off like a quarter of the way down and said, “see, i got road rash. real sk8r boi”







