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[acabecca]

CHRISTINE STOP BEING A CUNT

[solarluhan]

the truth is the plastics are seriously the group of people that basically saved each other

because there was an anon asking becca if we were even really close and there have been people messaging christine left and right about how we're not really friends

for the love of fuck 

i know these girls better than i know my sister somehow

leesh is the slore from Oz who always eats ice cream on skype and ejects christine out of our calls when she starts playing Westlife / Ed Sheeran. She is never productive but also always productive for some weird as fuck reason and uses the word "oh" a lot and she's the one who always makes us laugh and yet constantly calls us "cunt" to show her affection but in the end we love her anyway and I swear she is like the bowl that holds our ice cream of love together 

christine is the ice cream from that place that's not really LA but is really near it anyway so whatever and she always hacks on skype and her dad always messes with her photoshop and insists she puts gradients. She is the sassiest slore out there and yet cackles on our calls and sleeps at 3 in the morning just to talk to us. Even if Christine makes jokes like nobody's business I swear to god she has the best advice and is the most considerate, compassionate and beautiful person walking the face of this earth and if you doubt that then you can kiss my ass

Jess is the sprinkles on top of the ice cream because she's that one redneck slore that gives that extra kick in our relationship and she works at a casino now so hoLLA at me. And jess never gets mad (well technically) and loves you and will help you pick face claims for you. Shes a fantastic writer and is one half of the unsinkable RESS ship and basically has the best fucking sense of wit and humor. Jess can buckle down and talk some straight sense in you and she's by far the most level-headed of the plastics but then again sometimes she can spin the teacups if you ask her to 

Becca is the cherry on top of the sundae because she's sweet and tangy wait and ginger ily becca no jk  and she's from the UK, and she's basically the thing that completes the beauty that is the ice cream metaphor because she can be so loving and caring and will run after you and hold you forever if you're feeling down but she can also sass the shit out of you if you mess with her. Becca is that amazing writer who won't take any shit from anyone and is way above the slores that constantly nag her except she still takes time out of her busy important schedule to answer them. she also likes to use the word "omFG" and i swear to god if there is one thing you don't want to do it is pluck that cherry because she will eat your face but i swear she's the most lovely human being 

AND THEN WE JUST ADDED A STEAMING CUP OF HOT FUDGE SUNDAE THAT IS EMILY SO NOW OUR ICE CREAM METAPHOR IS COMPLETE

oh i think im the spoon that's willing to spoon everyone like an armadillo

Don't you dare say the plastics dont love each other and aren't close excuse you

i call leesh slore on a daily basis

i know the ending to tough love

i call becca mrs nathan sykes

i watched ress happen 

i can now call emily ems

so go away non-believers plastics 4 lyf

[shawnscheekscar1]

Remind me when it's ever ok to be fucking rude to my friends?

Oh right, it’s not. If you don’t have the balls to come off anon and say horrible shit, piss off. You and your irrelevant opinions are not wanted or necessary. Hope karma bites you in the ass. Cunt. #plasticsforlife

[acabecca]

Okay basically this is Becca having a rant about people who are cunts to her friends.

Dear whoever the fuck has been sending Emily horrible messages, First of all, let me just take a minute to point out your complete and utter idiocy. Does it make you feel big and clever and strong to sit behind a computer screen and hide behind an anonymous feature on a website people use to escape from daily life to send someone hate? Is your life that sad, that empty, that pathetic? Do you literally have nothing better to do with your time? What a fulfilling life you must lead... Do you realise what you're doing can be classed as cyberbullying? Would you say any of the things you've said to Emily face to face? My guess is no, you wouldn't, seeing as you're that much of a coward you even have to hide your identity over the internet. I don't feel sorry for Emily. I feel sorry for you. Emily has a life, she has family, she has friends, you're clearly lacking in some of these areas if you use your time to send someone anonymous hate to try and make yourself feel better. Oh, and I'm "dumb" for liking Emily, am I? No, I'm not. I'm actually fairly intelligent and over the last few months I've become a pretty good judge of character. Neither am I "faking" being her friend. I am Emily's friend, Leesha is Emily's friend, Jess is Emily's friend, Christine is Emily's friend, Emily has plenty of other friend so why, pray tell, should she give a shit about what some sad, pathetic little cunt thinks of her life? Because let me tell you, she doesn't. Emily knows we love her and Emily know we will continue to support her and stand by her and be there to make sure she knows you're talking out of your arse. Emily is not a loser, nor is she pathetic - Emily is one of the sweetest, kindest, most talented people I've ever had the pleasure of knowing. She was an amazing friend to be before we even really spoke properly - she has ALWAYS been there for me and offered me support and basically just been an all round amazing person - perhaps you're jealous of how amazing she is and that's why you're doing this? I really can't think of any other reason as to why you'd target her, other than, as I said above, you clearly empty life. And do not DARE mention her Grandma to try and get a rise out of her. You are despicable, I can't think of any other word to describe you. Are you so starved of attention in your life that this is how you get it? Are you really that pathetic? You need a huge lesson in manners sweetheart  because let me tell you something - when you finally venture out in to the big wide world on your own, you won't be able to talk to people the way you talk to Emily. Do you know why? Because people won't stand for it. One day you'll say the wrong thing to the wrong person and they'll turn round and punch you square in the face - normally I'm not one for violence but as you've upset my friend, that is something I would gladly pay to see (pretty sure I could sell tickets to a few people, too). What goes around, comes around, love. Karma is a bitch and don't worry, one day she'll be coming for you. If you have anything else to say, feel free to come to my ask. I DARE YOU.

[acabecca]

NO I REFUSE TO LET YOU MAKE NASSIE HAPPEN YOU SKET LASSIE > UGH EHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT LOUIS MAKES CASS H A P P Y YOU HEARTLESS CUNT

hi boobs

[acabecca]

lol remember when i didn't like the wanted

i bet hannah and boobs wish that was still the case

[acabecca]

People you should be glad you aren't right now:

·        Aimee

·        Emily

·        Jess

·        Nicole

·        Boobs

They're getting the full force of my Nathan pAIN

[shawnscheekscar1]

WE'RE GONNA CRACK THIS BITCH